Some Are Programmed to Think They Are Human
Face Off on SyFy at 9:00pm ET. Sixth season premiere.
Friday Night Tykes on Esquire at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. Hey! Were you worried that the little girls on Dance Moms were hogging all the televised emotional abuse? FEAR NOT! This is set in a youth football camp, and to help you get a sense of the attitude exhibited towards pee-wee football, the first episode is called “Weakness Leaving the Body.”
Supernatural on The CW at 9:00pm ET. Ninth season winter premiere.
Justified on FX at 10:00pm ET.
Killer Women on ABC at 10:00pm ET. I didn’t have room for this last Tuesday, but this is the new series about the lone female Texas Ranger, played by Tricia Helfer. For all you BSG fans, you also get bonus Michael Trucco and I’d make a joke here but it’d be real spoilery so I guess I’ll leave it up to people in the comments to take that hit for me. Oh, Marc Blucas is also on this and I understand he was on some show that people liked a while ago. Can’t recall it off the top of my head. I’m sure someone will mention it.
Genevieve Burgess will one day have children and will take them into the woods far away from the reaches of reality TV to raise them.