For those of us who don’t observe religious practices on Sunday, what a dull day it can be. We’ve no hymns to sing, no after-services activities or family gatherings and no dramatic words to ponder. But wait, see here! Jane Lynch and Bill Maher have taken pity upon our wretched, unclean souls and prepared a dramatic reading that will, at the very least, help us to aspire to be something more: pompous, dirty, heathens giggling at politician porn. But as we snigger and sneer, let’s take a moment to remind our “representatives” that this is the twenty-first century; we can and will find out everything and you will be mocked, exploited, in some cases, forced out of office and even legally prosecuted. You can’t get away with this shit anymore, so make a choice. Political power or sexcapades?
And now, without further ado, here are Maher and Lynch doing their best not to Beavis and Butthead their way through some choice words (NSFW, NSFK and definitely NSFP [politicians]):