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Get Away! Santa's on the Loose!

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | December 9, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | December 9, 2009 |


There’s nothing particularly good to report this afternoon, so how about we make fun of dumb people — Christmas Edition!.

Here are two trailers for obscure Santa movies, both of which look kind of awesome in drink-til-you-puke elves sort of way. The first is Santa’s Slay, a 2005 film (with Chris Kattan!), which is premised on the fact that Santa is actually a demon who lost a bet with an Angel, and is forced to become Santa … until the bet ends, at which point Santa turns into a nasty former wrestler trying to pay his mortgage.

Here’s the trailer followed by a few YouTube comments, for flavor:


— HAHAHA I REMEBER DIS MOVIE!!! its funnier den hell!!!

— SANTA IS THE FUCKING JUGGERNAUT

— this movie is LMFAO!! my fave part it when the boy shines a laser flashlight in santa’s eye and santa yells “IM SANTA CLAUS!!! NOT F***ING DRACULA!!!!”


The other trailer is for Santa’s Stalker, a faux documentary (narrated by William Shatner) about a man who tries to prove the existence of Santa Claus. It’s almost compelling.

— THIS MOVIE WAS SOO DUMB!!! ALL THEY DID WAS SIT IN A CHAIR AND SHOW THREE CLIPS Of sANTA WALKING WASte OF MONEY!!

— omg u guys are fuckin stupid do u rly think santa exist!! OMG fuck brainwashed!! stpid twat! homos

— Same here lol i saw him when I was years old and i know my parents were asleep. I’ve believed since then. Lets just say it was ultimate timing waking up when he came.


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