Matt Damon's Ponytail Was A Beatitful LIE and Other Graham Norton Nonsense
Good morning, friends. I apologize for not getting to this yesterday but I was off Beating the Blerch and then recovering from that. Anyway, Graham Norton made his triumphant return to television/my laptop this weekend and had on Matt Damon. And a couple other people, but none of the online clips really feature them so it’s basically just Matt Damn with Jessica Chastain to provide some reactions.
In this clip, Graham addresses the pressing topic of Matt Damon’s hair this summer when photos of him sporting a ponytail came out. It turns out that it was a weave, you guys. I don’t know if I’ve ever been more disappointed. Not as disappointed as some of the people whose tweets are displayed here, though.
Then they talked about the Bourne franchise and how Damon himself is going to be in the upcoming movie which is very exciting. And he got some suggestions on where to stage the next big Bourne fight scene:
And then Damon talked about winning an Oscar and how grateful he was that he didn’t have to fuck anyone over to do it. It’s incredibly sincere and not especially funny. But I do like that he mentions that despite the sense that he and Ben Affleck were overnight successes with Good Will Hunting that they’d been working for a very long time to make it happen.