By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | May 19, 2016 |
By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | May 19, 2016 |
A Louisiana state Representative by the name of Kenneth Havard (above, right) introduced a bill to the state legislature that would ban strippers who were over the age of 28 and/or weighed over 160 pounds.
Yes, that doughy middle-aged guy above doesn’t want to see naked women in his own age or weight bracket.
But hey, hey! Don’t worry. It was just a joke! Havard withdrew the bill, saying he was trying to make a point. “It was satire,” the mouth-breathing sack of dicks said (while drooling, probably), after the Louisiana state legislature recently passed a bill banning strippers under the age of 21 in the wake of a 19-year-old stripper being allegedly murdered by her pimp.
WHAT A PERFECT TIME FOR SATIRE!
So funny, too, especially the way his “joke” bill aligns so well with our perceptions of disrespectful misogynistic Louisiana men!
Don’t worry, though: Not too many women in the state legislature were offended, because it’s only 11 percent female.
One of those females, Rep. Julie Stoke, spoke out against the “joke.”
“Looking out over this body, I’ve never been so repulsed to be a part of it. It has got to stop. That was utterly disrespectful and disgusting.”
“Man, that lady just needs to get laid, amirite gentlemen? Heh heh,” one of Stokes’ male colleagues stated, probably.
Source: Lawnewz