I Really Miss the Hair, You Guys
American Idol on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Hollywood week! Where people whose dreams came true so recently will have their hearts broken without actually achieving anything. Enjoy!
NBC Sports Special: 2014 Olympic Winter Games on NBC at 8:00pm ET. Even though the opening ceremonies aren’t until Friday, the games start tonight. Tonight is also the first time Slopestyle Snowboarding will be appearing in the Olympics. I’d be excited about it if America’s premiere flying tomato hadn’t basically called the course a safety hazard. Which is obviously excellent because the thing missing from the Sochi Olympics is a series of increasingly alarming news reports regarding the safety and comfort of the athletes and spectators.
Rake on Fox at 9:00pm ET.
The Spoils of Babylon on IFC at 10:00pm ET. First season finale. Aw, crap. I suck at TV.
Elementary on CBS at 10:01pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess is really beginning to appreciate Vancouver, eh?