Today’s edition of Fun with Surveys asks you all to (hopefully) pick between two equals. It’s like choosing which is your favorite child (always choose the blonde one). The catch, of course, is that if you refuse to make a decision, your IP address will be recorded by our website and all of your information will be fed to the proper authorities so that your names will come up first when the Zombies begin their ground-force assault on the world. You won’t even have time to enjoy the crates of whiskey you have locked away in your safe house. You will die alone. And worse: You will die sober.
Our first category today is Television Shows