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Do You Wear High Heels? Congratulations! You're a Brainless Self-Harmer, According to Tech CEO
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Do You Wear High Heels? Congratulations! You're a Brainless Self-Harmer, According to Tech CEO

By Courtney Enlow | Miscellaneous | October 23, 2013

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Hi smart people! Unless you wear high heels, then hi, fucking morons!

That appears to be the view of one Jorge Cortell, a CEO of a healthcare startup. He took a clandestine photo of a woman’s shoes, something that, as a rule, only total creepmonsters do, and clicked “tweet” with some helpful words of wisdom. Take it away, Jorge.

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Think he’s sexist? HA. You’re the sexist for thinking that!

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He wouldn’t even lower himself to know a woman (or man!) so idiotic as to wear high heels.

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He’s continuing his stance without backpedal and making some tenuous correlations to drinking soda, I don’t know. Anyway, I’m wearing heels today, so don’t listen to me, I’m basically a jellyfish in the mental department. *smacks gum*