Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | July 18, 2017
This beautiful estate home, located on Jones Creek in Richmond, TX can be yours for a reasonable price of $1.275 million. But you’re getting more than just a home. You’re getting a place to murder your enemies and loved ones! Guests have ample room to park around the circle drive before entering the home, WHERE THEY WILL DIE.
The moment you enter, a sensation will pass through you. Those are the ghosts of all those who have died here.
Let’s take a tour!
Check out this beautiful bedroom with a ceiling fan, tile floors, and … what are those two people? Strange.
Huh. The homeowner clearly has a lot of stuff.
Why is there a headless mannequin in the library?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MANNEQUINS?
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
“True story: inside each of those mannequins is a live human who’s been paralyzed and trapped there.” — TK
Is ‘Be Nice or Leave” a warning or a threat? Because if you’ve made it this far into the home, and you haven’t already been murder-raped, there’s no way you’re making it out of this room.
Interested parties can inquire here.
