This weekend is Mother’s Day. You should honor the mothers in your life because they’re great. Unless they’re not great. Then eff that noise—just honor TV’s best mom, Linda Belcher.
You know she’s great, I know she’s great, and her kids know she’s great.
You know why? Because she exercises graceful restraint.
She knows the importance of good grooming.
She’s incredibly compassionate.
She knows how to keep the romance alive.
She’s got killer moves.
She supports her kids in all their endeavors.
She’s phenomenal at describing Pajiba’s staff and commenters.
She knows how to live.
So if your own mom is less-than, celebrate Linda.
She’d really appreciate it.