Before I let you start your hijacking, first an announcement: AlabamaPink’s New Orleans’ style service will be broadcast on the Internet tomorrow at 4 EST. You can watch it here.
All right. Now a compromise: I will give our wonderful, bored-on-the-weekend Eloquents a playground to piss in here. But 1) I’m going to post it below the weekend reviews, and 2) I ask only that your conversations stay above the waist. And try not to make anyone feel uncomfortable. As they say at Mrs. Pajiba-hyphenate’s alma mater: It’s a safe space.
And to get you started, here’s a trailer for After Last Season, compliments of Ironypants. Your task: Tell me what the hell it means.