A Lustful Tribute to Our Fallen Soldiers of Hotness

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | July 3, 2014 |

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | July 3, 2014 |

Once in a great while, there comes a celebrity who is so hot, they must be hidden from view in order to protect the greater good. If these hotstrosities were allowed to run rampant, it would likely result in a global pandemic of distraction. Empires would fall, children would starve. So instead, we give ourselves a rest, and retire them to our bunks the Hall of Fame, to make room for the new. Here they are, the celebrities deemed too hot for the Pajiba 10. They are gone but not forgotten.

Robert Downey, Jr.

Christian Bale

Zooey Deschanel

Christina Hendricks

Nathan Fillion

Paul Rudd

Salma Hayek

James McAvoy

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Kristen Bell

Alison Brie

Ryan Gosling

Alexander Skarsgård

Timothy Olyphant

Tom Hardy

Idris Elba

Emma Stone