Ah, 21st century dating problems…like trying not to inadvertently expose yourself for the douchebag you really are. Married chick that I am, I hadn’t heard about this dating application called Tinder, but what I *do* know is that most women aren’t going to be too intrigued by a text message sent to thirty-one other women at the same time. I mean ménage à trois, maybe — but ménage à thirty-two? Oh Joshua, you can’t really be that stupid, can you? Whether he was just being a lazy douchebag hoping for a hit, or playing a prank, the women handled it beautifully…and with great humor:
If it’s a little hard to read the small writing, Joshua popped back in to tell the women not to get their “panties in a bunch;” he works a lot and it would simply take him too long to text them individually. Oh, and with his club connections, he’ll get them all free drinks Saturday nights. Drink Joshua up, ladies…drink him up.
Women - 32; Joshua - 0