The MTV Movie Awards

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | May 31, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | May 31, 2009 |

I’ll be honest — I’m not even sure when the awards kick off tonight. 9 EST? The only thing I’m looking forward about the awards show are the comments left here. So, if you’ll please do the honors, it’ll make my Sunday night and Monday morning a lot more entertaining.

A few predictions: Twilight will be the big winner. Kristen Stewart will make out with Dakota Fanning. Adam Sandberg won’t be funny. The only amusing part of the show will be the fake movie videos. Will Ferrell will show up to pimp “Land of the Lost,” and say something hyperbolic (Land of the Lost is the greatest movie in the history of the world”). Danny McBride may show up and play straight man. It won’t be very funny. Someone will make fun of the Christan Bale temper tantrum. Someone will accidentally say something insensitive about the Slumdog kids. Someone else will issue an apology via press release in the morning for something stupid he or she said or did.

Anyway, if you wanna make predictions before the show or start your own drinking game, here are the nominations (And if someone does decide to play a drinking game alone, please leave a comment every 15 minutes until you pass out).

BEST MOVIE
The Dark Knight
High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Iron Man
Slumdog Millionaire
Twilight

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Angelina Jolie - Wanted
Anne Hathaway - Bride Wars
Kate Winslet - The Reader
Kristen Stewart - Twilight
Taraji P. Henson - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Christian Bale - The Dark Knight
Robert Downey Jr. - Iron Man
Shia LaBeouf - Eagle Eye
Vin Diesel - Fast & Furious
Zac Efron - High School Musical 3: Senior Year

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE FEMALE
Amanda Seyfried - Mamma Mia!
Ashley Tisdale - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Freida Pinto - Slumdog Millionaire
Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana: The Movie
Vanessa Hudgens - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Kat Dennings - Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE MALE
Robert Pattinson - Twilight
Taylor Lautner - Twilight
Ben Barnes - The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Dev Patel - Slumdog Millionaire
Bobb’e J. Thompson - Role Models

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Amy Poehler - Baby Mama
Anna Faris - The House Bunny
James Franco - Pineapple Express
Jim Carrey - Yes Man
Steve Carell - Get Smart

BEST VILLAIN
Derek Mears - Friday The 13th
Dwayne Johnson - Get Smart
Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Johnathon Schaech - Prom Night
Luke Goss - Hellboy II: The Golden Army

BEST FIGHT

Anne Hathaway vs. Kate Hudson - Bride Wars
Christian Bale vs. Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Ron Perlman vs. Luke Goss - Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Robert Pattinson vs. Cam Gigandet - Twilight
Seth Rogen and James Franco vs. Danny McBride - Pineapple Express

BEST KISS
Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy - Wanted
Freida Pinto and Dev Patel - Slumdog Millionaire
James Franco and Sean Penn - Milk
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson - Twilight
Paul Rudd and Thomas Lennon - I Love You, Man
Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron - High School Musical 3: Senior Year

BEST WTF MOMENT (New Category)

Amy Poehler - Baby Mama, Peeing In the Sink
Angelina Jolie - Wanted, Curved Bullet Kill
Ayush Mahesh Khedekar - Slumdog Millionaire, Jumping in the Poop Shed
Ben Stiller - Tropic Thunder, Tasting the Decapitated Head
Jason Segel and Kristen Bell - Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Naked Break-Up

BEST SONG FROM A MOVIE (New Category)
“Jai Ho” - AR Raham, Slumdog Millionaire
“The Wrestler” - Bruce Springsteen, The Wrestler
“The Climb” - Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
“Decode” - Paramore, Twilight