Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | April 1, 2016
(Some may be NSFW. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.)
Cap Ass — This is not a place for objectifying a man’s posterior. Chris Evans is a real person with real feelings. Respect his MIND.
Homer Simpson Backing Away — There will be no more backing away from uncomfortable threads. We must confront those uncomfortable comments and express our feelings through words.
Nope — There’s like 100 Nope GIFs, including my favorite — the Louis C.K. nope. But they’re all banned, too. How did we express our “nope” thoughts before GIFs? I don’t even know, but I feel like it’s something we should figure out.
Noooooooo! — Back in the day, we wrote profanity-filled paragraphs expressing our rage at something we did not want in our lives. Those beautiful, angry words have been reduced to one Darth Vader GIF.
I Want to Go To There — 30 Rock was the exact kind of sitcom that eschewed catchphrases for a reason, and you all GIFed one line into a catchphrase anyway. It goes against the spirit of that show!
Hulk Smash — It’s not even a good quality GIF, people!
This One — Just because it’s really, really creepy.
Jennifer Lawrence OK Gif — “Sarcasm is the protest of the weak.” — John Knowles
Orson Welles Clapping — Just stand up in your cubicle and clap loud enough that we can hear it.
All Archer GIFs — This one just because we’re feeling cruel.
Ice Cube — It’s not even a GIF, but it has the same effect. STOP JUDGING ME.
Human Centipede GIFs — Why would you even? What is WRONG with you?
