Ansel Elgort is the star of Baby Driver and Fault in Our Stars, and an actor who reportedly edges ahead of Miles Teller in the douche-lympics and has a personality that’s as punchable as his face. However, this post is not about Ansel Elgort’s face. It is about his thumb, which stands in here for his penis in an Instagram photo that Mr. Elgort has posted to raise money for meals for Brooklyn Hospital workers (and it seems to be working).

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A post shared by ansel (@ansel) on Apr 21, 2020 at 10:50am PDT

Now, you might say to yourself: Wow! That’s obnoxious and kind of icky. But I would say this: Whatever works, man. If Ansel Elgort wants to show his pubic hair to help feed deserving healthcare workers in Brooklyn, who are we to judge? We live in difficult times. We do what we have to with what the good Lord gave us. Ansel Elgort was given an unfortunate name and a face that people want to perpetrate violence upon, but he has also been blessed physically with a body that does not cause most people to recoil. He is using the tools he has been given, and since we are social distancing, he cannot offer his actual face for punching. This will have to suffice.

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