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Ansel Elgort's Personality Is as Punchable as His Face!*

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | August 6, 2018 |

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | August 6, 2018 |


Kristy saw Ewan McGregor on Fallon the other night talking about how he hasn’t been up to much in the last year — keeping a low profile and all — and all she could think was, “Oh, leaving your wife of 20 years for Mary Elizabeth Winstead is keeping a low profile, huh?” Point being, Christopher Robin is a hair’s breadth from being a horror film. (Lainey)

Hayden Panettiere has split from her boyfriend, which is a damn shame because he has a really fun name to say. (Celebitchy)

Johnny Depp is not the most popular guy in the world right now, though he has yet to suffer any real consequence. That seems to have changed, as his Notorious B.I.G. movie — originally scheduled for release on September 7th — has been yanked. And yes: I said Notorious B.I.G. (THR)

After that tweet in which Donald Trump admitted that the Trump Tower meeting was designed to gain dirt on Hillary — admitting, in effect, that he lied to the American people when he dictated a statement to the NYTimes suggesting that the meeting was about adoptions — the whole White House Commsx Office shut it down for the day so that Trump wouldn’t have to answer any questions. (The Raw Story)

We were reading an article in the Pajiba Slack the other day — I forget which one … oh wait, here it is — and we were pleasantly relieved to learn that his personality is as punchable as his face! This doesn’t help matters. Ah, to be young and insufferable! (Dlisted)

Those look like mom pockets, Kristen Bell. Like you can carry baby wipes, Kleenex, a teething toy, snacks and a juice box inside that dress, which is very utilitarian! But maybe not so great for the red carpet. Or for standing against a beige wall. (GFY)

Manafort’s number two, Rick Gates, testified against his old boss today, and he just straight-up steamrolled him. Team Trump: Beware of Mueller’s cooperating witnesses. They’re not fucking around. (Splinter News)

Before Alex Jones had his YouTube channel yanked (Hahahahahahaha), he had a big-time Hollywood actor on his program (he played “Pet Store Clerk” in Thor), who is currently being investigated by the LAPD on account of stalking and harassing Seth Green and his wife, who “Pet Store Clerk” believes are part of the cabal of Hollywood pedophiles. (Wonkette)

Have we not talked about the fourth season of Fargo, because it won’t be set in Fargo, but it will star Chris Rock. (FSR)

Earlier today, I ran down a few facts you may not know about the cast of Better Call Saul. My favorite? Hamlin used to bang Kelly Kapowski. (Uproxx)

This mural of Dallas Cowboy’s QB Dak Prescott is brutal. (VSB)

Meanwhile, a 2017 Pajiba 10’er will join the 2018 Pajiba 10 Queen for a movie directed by Rebecca Hall, who has never been in the Pajiba 10 but totally should be. (/Film)

Dave Bautista now says that he wants out of his Guardians contract if they don’t use James Gunn’s script. (Collider)

Lisa Bee was drawn to Christina Henry’s Lost Boy: The True Story Of Captain Hook by the beautiful cover art and because she’s always intrigued by a pirate-adjacent story. This retelling takes a harder look at Peter Pan and how his best friend became his greatest enemy. "Truly, the only complaint I would have about the novel is that you get a sense pretty quickly about where the whole thing is going to go (I mean, the title itself gives it away a bit)." Can an intriguing cover seduce you into buying a book? (Cannonball Read 10)

*(We do not encourage violence here at Pajiba, even violence inflicted upon Ansel Elgort’s face. Just because a face is punchable doesn’t mean that we should act upon our impulses).

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.

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