So, there’s this actor named Eddie Redmayne. He was in this movie Jupiter Ascending.
He was either the best or worst part of a movie, which depending on who you’re talking to, is either the best or worst movie of all time. Personally, I think he’s OK. I was a little confused when my childhood friends, the Sullivan sisters, thought he was hot in Les Misérables. I didn’t get it, still don’t, but there it is.
Anyway, he still makes movies, and I suspect will continue to make movies as long as he’s cast. That’s the way these things go. Someone cast him in the new Harry Potter-adjacent movies, so I bet his mom is proud of him for working regularly. Now, I’m not sure if you’re a Hollywood insider like I like to tell people I am — but when you’re starring in a movie, it’s usually required that you do press for it. That can include going on late night talk shows with Zoe Kravitz and emulating a charming human being. Eddie’s doing just that — I’m 90 percent sure his alien tyrant in Jupiter Ascending wasn’t a role, but an autobiographical performance.
Anyway, he was on Watch What Happens Live last night, and a caller asked him about playing Rugby with Prince William while they were at school together. Also — he and Prince William went to school together.
Basically, if you don’t want to watch—everyone liked to tackle Prince William to have bragging rights about tackling Prince William. We’ve all been there. Sharing stories like this is most likely why Redmayne was not invited to Prince Harry or Princess Eugenie’s weddings, which he let Andy know in the clip above — and now I’ve summarized the entire clip so you don’t have to watch unless you want to. Hey — you get that minute back, but you have to subtract the 2 it took to read this article, and all the brain cells you lost doing it. Funny how that works out, eh?
Probably more intriguing is the fact that Zoe’s last text she sent was a topless pic of her to her fiancé. Eddie’s was to his wife about Ellen DeGeneres. Of course, it was. You also get to find out Eddie’s thoughts on oral sex vs. cheese.
…because if I have to live with that knowledge, now you do too, and if you refused to watch the link I’m going to ruin your life here: He would rather give up cheese than oral sex. You’ll go to your grave with that knowledge. HONK!
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