Have you heard this one? Reese Witherspoon, Zooey Deschanel, and Kate Upton walk into an elevator…
Um, and the punchline is… Reese Witherspoon swears a lot? She doesn’t know her friend’s name? She doesn’t look you in the eye when she’s talking to you?
These videos from the Met Ball showed up on the Instagram of model/professional rich person Cara Delevingne.
These videos of drunk Reese Witherspoon* are the second best thing to come out of the Met Ball. The first best is obvious. The third best thing? That Katie Holmes told EW she missed the entire dinner because it took her so long to get to the bathroom. We all know that “the line was sooo long” is really code for “I was pooping,” right? Really, though, can you imagine trying to go to the bathroom in that Disney princess dress?
*I’m not presuming she’s drunk as any sort of libelous take-down. It’s because if this how Reese Witherspoon acts when sober, that’s a problem. I don’t want to live in a world where this level of obnoxiousness exists unaided by alcohol.