By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | May 18, 2015
Today is Tina Fey’s 45th birthday. Like the jerk friends that we are, we didn’t get her anything. Not even a cake.

Instead, let us revel in the gifts that she has been generous enough to bestow upon us: her wonderful words.
On beauty.
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On self esteem.

On more self esteem.

On managing your emotions.
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On dealing with people.
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On competition.
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On the power of speaking declaratively.
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On knowing what’s true.
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On f*ck those guys.
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