Last week, during a stand-up set, Louis CK said a lot of sh*tty things, because the thing to do when the younger generation turns against you for repeated instances of sexual misconduct is to turn on the younger generation, apparently. He’s basically gone full Dennis Miller at this point and sold out to the edgelords.
Meanwhile, Pete Davidson also took to the stage on New Year’s Eve for the first time since deleting his social media accounts and giving his fans a scare over his mental health. In that stand-up act, he spoke about hearing ex-girlfriend Ariana Grande’s “thank u, next” for the first time right before going on stage for SNL:
“That shit came out before I had to put on a f*cking duck hat and be like, ‘derrrp here’s the pizza!’ So all my friends were there. It was a sad day. We didn’t know it was going to happen.”
“This won’t be easy, this is rough. So I start playing it. And we’re all like, ‘Ehhh… it’s ok.’ We’re like ‘Okay, it’s not that bad for you. It’s bad, but it’s not that bad for you.” For what it’s worth, at least, Grande gave him props on his penis. “Here’s the thing about the breakup song. Usually breakup songs you know who it’s about but you don’t really know. That G named all of us. Bam. She named all of us. And then, tells us, yeah, he has a big dick.”
Meanwhile, he also singled out Louis C.K., who he says tried to fire him from SNL several years ago.
“He told Lorne that Pete smokes so much weed that it makes people uncomfortable. Then five years later this motherfucker’s been locking doors and jerking off in front of people.”
In fact, Davidson is threatening to get a Louis C.K., tattoo.
“I got a Harry Potter tattoo. Then the next day Alan Rickman, the guy who played Snape, died, and I was like, ‘Oh, what a weird coincidence.’ Then I got a Willy Wonka tattoo. Next day—Gene Wilder dies. Now I’m like, ‘Alright, that’s a coincidence, that’s weird.’ So I’m thinking of getting a tattoo of Louis C.K., what do you guys think?”
“That joke used to be about Aziz Ansari,” Davidson added. “But Aziz has been nice to me recently.”
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