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Oprah Was Not Arrested for Her Involvement in a Child-Sex Ring

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | March 18, 2020 |

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | March 18, 2020 |


Did you wake up this morning around 6 a.m., shake the cobwebs out of your eyes, roll over in your bed, pick up your phone, open up Twitter to check the latest Covid-19 numbers, and see Oprah trending? Did you click to see why “Oprah Arrested” was trending? Did you find an insane QAnon conspiracy theory going viral on Twitter and decide to go back to sleep?

The long-and-short of it is this: Harvey Weinstein agreed to a 23-year sentence (instead of a 55-year sentence) in exchange for testimony against a lot of celebrities and CEOs, involving child-sex rings. Covid-19 is basically a massive smokescreen for one of the biggest intelligence operations ever. Epstein also gave intel in exchange for the right to fake his suicide in prison. Meanwhile, Tom Hanks has been arrested and is being detained in Australia. And of course, obviously, Oprah was involved, her house was raided in the middle of the night, and she was arrested.

So, did that happen to you when you woke up? Because it happened to me. And also Oprah, who found out in the middle of the night along with the rest of us that her home had been raided and that she had been arrested.

Clearly, Oprah used her one phone call to ask Gayle to tweet a denial. We all know what’s going on here, but it’s not QAnon. I’m pretty sure it’s Brad Cooper and Kate’s mole people. This sh*t has been brewing since last September.

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.

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