Nicholas Ferroni is a teacher who People named the Sexiest Teacher Alive, thanks to his teachings on LGBT equality…
…and, you know, his general ba-bowmness.
Well this teacher with a heart of gold and abs of steel commented on a recent SNL sketch featuring Lin-Manuel Miranda as one of those substitute teachers who saw Dead Poet’s Society way too many times and wants the students to eschew what “they” have to say (“who is they? And please, be specific.”)
And Leslie Jones heard the call of the sexy. And she reacted appropriately.
Yes I am, sadly. https://t.co/xMHtOYF7jf— Nicholas A. Ferroni (@NicholasFerroni) October 16, 2016
And then Lin was Lin because Lin can only be Lin and Lin is a precious gem.
I don't have a type and don't forget I have 150 kidsðŸ˜‰ https://t.co/86iuvGAcX1— Nicholas A. Ferroni (@NicholasFerroni) October 16, 2016
That would require way too many permission slips. https://t.co/aUIqbf2z76— Nicholas A. Ferroni (@NicholasFerroni) October 16, 2016
You're right and I will. https://t.co/T9CJNEfSH7— Nicholas A. Ferroni (@NicholasFerroni) October 16, 2016
Then Leslie gave up because UGH MEN JUST CAN’T HANDLE A STRONG WOMAN SMH.
@Lin_Manuel smh he ain't about that life!! Back to the drawing board!— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) October 16, 2016
But then…a shift.
Leslie, I hope you got yourself some super hot buff sexy woke teacher action and I hope it was everything you dreamed and if you didn’t, FUCK THAT, somewhere out there is a hotter buffer sexier woker teacher. GET. IT. GIRL.