Hi. I’m not comfortable.

You know those photos of those creepy child bodybuilders? That’s what I feel like I’m looking at. It’s not right. None of this is right.

And never forget that someone with a body like that demanded he be carried up the Great Wall of China like a 3-year-old on his dad’s shoulders at a parade.

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