Look: I don’t know how celebrities live their lives, and I am certainly not here to judge them. But, like, the Bruce Willis/Demi Moore clan is pretty interesting, though. Right? I mean, I know that Ashton Kutcher used to get along famously with Bruce Willis when he was married to Demi Moore, and that he had a close relationship with his step-daughters, Rumer, Tallulah and Scout. He was on a podcast recently and said that he remains close to those three. That’s unusual, but also cool.
Meanwhile, Bruce Willis has remarried, too. He’s been married to Emma Heming Willis for a decade, and they have two kids together, Evelyn and Maybel. They are five and eight years old.
Here’s where it gets strange, at least to me, who does not understand celebrity relationships: Bruce Willis is currently quarantining with Demi Moore and their three older daughters. They’re having a blast.
In fact, Bruce gave Tallulah a quarantine buzzcut.
And she posed afterward with her new haircut.
My wife once got my entire family matching pajamas. I asked her to return mine. Why? Because I didn’t want to be included in any pictures that might look like this:
Well, where is Emma Heming, huh? Notice that caption from Demi Moore on that last one: “Family bonding time.” There is a response from Emma: “At its finest 💚💚💚 love and miss you guys 💚💚💚”
What? Why does she love and miss them? Why isn’t she there with them? Or, alternatively, why isn’t the father of the eight and five-year-old with his current wife, instead of with his ex-wife and grown, adult children.
I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable and logical explanation that has nothing to do with it being a lot more fun being trapped with a bunch of adults than two children! Also, maybe Bruce should stay with the kids and let Emma hang out with Bruce’s adult daughters since she is closer in age to them than he is.