I’m generally indifferent to Madonna; asshole or not, I don’t really care. The internet does its thing, alerting us all to her on and off shenanigans, increasingly embarrassing, but sometimes very flattering — like these pictures from Monday’s Met Gala:
with Katy Perry
with Lady Gaga and Katy Perry
These are a couple of pictures from earlier this year, and last year, respectively:
What does interest me about Madonna (56) is that she looks like she’s getting younger. I saw those Met Ball pics, and damned if she doesn’t hold her own against Katy (30) and Gaga (29). These photos are clear proof she really is drinking the blood of virgins, wrapping herself in rare Malawian hemp leaves, and breathing only purified oxygen — pumped through sanitized, hand-blown Murano glass tubing — while she sleeps. I mean, this is not mere plastic surgery, right? She’s actually aging backwards.
Waitaminute…did she learn how to do the real life version of a Dementor’s Kiss?
If Paltrow finds out about this, she’ll open a Goopspa and have a link up her web site faster than you can say “steamed vagina.”