Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Kayleigh Donaldson | Celebrity | November 13, 2026
Our favourite tall hot Scandinavian freak has been keeping us well fed these past few years. Alexander Skarsgård is fresh off the success of the rom-com Wicker, wherein he plays a man crafted from, uh, wicker to be Olivia Colman’s bed-breakingly horny husband. It’s the role he was born to play, baby! And he’s bad a ball on the promo trail. We love a feral goblin Swede with abs for days and a penchant for halter tops.
But a successful movie must have a sequel, and Skarsgård has an idea for a Wicker follow-up, as he told Entertainment Weekly:
“It’s called Corduroy. We tried to find financing for it, but, for some reason, it’s been hard, but we’re pitching it around Hollywood this week.” The character is, of course, “made out of corduroy,” the Pillion star explains. He’s “delicate and soft” and, of course, an “attentive lover.
And ribbed for your pleasure!
Wicker might squeak but I feel that corduroy would have an unpleasant friction to it. Texturally, I’m not a fan of that fabric and it’s a tough style to pull off unless you’re a 1960s English lit professor of loose morals. Also, I feel like a man of corduroy would be very stoic in personality and not ready to throw Olivia Colman onto a bed for “illegal in 48 states” levels of f**king. Am I thinking too much about this? Look, A03 is down and we have to make do with what we have!
If you’re ready for more of horny ASkars, you could check out pretty much every movie he’s ever made, or you can hear him narrate an original audio erotica story from the Wicker universe on the Quinn app. We do love a man who is committed to the bit.
