Sometimes these posts just write themselves.
Mmmm-hmmmm. I get you, Side Eyed Guy In The Back. You can almost see the thought bubble just above his head shouting, “Damn.”
But some people are not as appreciative as Mr. Side Eyed. Some people are horrible human beings.
“Every single thing wrong with your face.”
Every single thing wrong with your face!
EVERY SINGLE THING WRONG WITH YOUR FACE.
Yeah, that face is awful alright. Look on it and despair.
Turn away before it blinds you.
Dame Dench is too classy to name names, but to whoever that guy was: good job. Dench’s Academy award winning, tattooed ass clearly did just fine without you.