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Watch Self-Proclaimed Penis Expert, Michael Fassbender, Identify Other Famous Hollywood Nudes

By Joanna Robinson | Videos | January 19, 2012 | Comments ()


That red carpet encounter was, obviously, Part Two of "Members Only." Here's Part One, which, I'm ashamed to say, I missed the first time around.

Of all the penis puns surrounding our Pajiba Ten King, "Fassmember" is my favorite by far. Simple, elegant, classy. Speaking of classy, let's finish out this post with my new favorite image since Gillian Jacobs spanked Allison Brie. You'll be seeing it a lot. Trust.
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Joanna Robinson wants you all to remember that she loved him first. But he belongs to you now. Enjoy.



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