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Watch Self-Proclaimed Penis Expert, Michael Fassbender, Identify Other Famous Hollywood Nudes

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Videos | Comments (18)

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Hands down the best celebrity interviewer of all time, Josh Horowitz, cornered Michael Fassbender on The Golden Globes red carpet to have him identify some celebrity penises. You know, like you do. Michael Fassbender, ever the good sport and god among men, played along. Take a look at “Members Only 2: The Rise Of Fassmember.”

That red carpet encounter was, obviously, Part Two of “Members Only.” Here’s Part One, which, I’m ashamed to say, I missed the first time around.

Of all the penis puns surrounding our Pajiba Ten King, “Fassmember” is my favorite by far. Simple, elegant, classy. Speaking of classy, let’s finish out this post with my new favorite image since Gillian Jacobs spanked Allison Brie. You’ll be seeing it a lot. Trust.
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Joanna Robinson wants you all to remember that she loved him first. But he belongs to you now. Enjoy.









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Comments

Not the first time I saw this Fassbender photo, but definitely the best quality. Thank you for this Joanna. Good thing I'm typing and not talking with this mouth full of drool.

Posted by: NeoCleo at January 19, 2012 3:40 PM

Ok, so, I know that nobody will believe me anyway, and that this statement sort of goes against the Pajiban grain, but really, I'm not that interested in his money-maker ... I just like his smile. He has a really fantastic smile. Sigh.

Posted by: Samantha at January 19, 2012 3:41 PM

You're right Samantha!

I don't believe you.

Posted by: Phat girl at January 19, 2012 3:45 PM

Didn't we already have this conversation? Pajiba, I mean, not you and me, Phat girl ... penises are funny-looking. I'd rather look at the header picture than at something doctors probably even giggle at. Unless, you know, I'm in contact with it. Otherwise, enh. I like his smile and his accent.

Posted by: Samantha at January 19, 2012 3:49 PM

Samantha, Samantha, Samantha. You ain't foolin' nobody, girl.

Posted by: antbee at January 19, 2012 3:50 PM

He was on David Letterman last night and seemed sweet, humble and charming. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Posted by: MM at January 19, 2012 4:09 PM

Joanna Robinson wants you all to remember that she loved him first.

Ah, so you remember this Guinness ad from way back in the day too?

Youtubes: Guiness "Quarrel"

Posted by: morgaen at January 19, 2012 4:15 PM

MM: What's better than penis? HUMBLE penis!!

Posted by: Helcat at January 19, 2012 4:25 PM

All those penises were censored. I feel cheated.

Posted by: John G. at January 19, 2012 4:58 PM

That is a man who can smoulder. Damn.

Posted by: Bob Frapples at January 19, 2012 7:02 PM

I cannot believe I actually clicked in the article link and watched the videos...

But I think it's funny that Fassbender switches between Irish and German accents. He sounded very German in the first movie.

Posted by: FabMax at January 19, 2012 7:56 PM

He's so hot, he might be out of my league even in my FANTASIES. I'd have to touch myself while thinking about seeing him from afar. Imagining myself, imagining seeing him. I would if this qualifies as meta-masturbation?

If any of you take that on as a band name, throw a twenty my way, would ya?

Posted by: Kala at January 19, 2012 9:20 PM

Dear God. I thought cleanshaven Fassbender was hot. Then scruffy Fassbender yawned and stretched and rocked my world. Goddamn.

Posted by: Craig at January 20, 2012 9:06 AM

Do they need a new Bond villain? They wouldn’t even have to pay for a new theme song.

Cue the horns!

Fassmember
He's the man, whose member you will touch
A Michael’s touch
Such a Fassmember
Beckons you to enter his bed of sin
But don't go in

Posted by: Scarecrow Boat at January 20, 2012 10:19 AM

Video not available in my region ;___;

The world is cruel to Canadians.

Posted by: oaktree at January 20, 2012 11:02 AM

As a Canadian who doesn't get to live in Canada, I'm betting there other compensations, such as being in Canada.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 20, 2012 11:15 AM

I, for one, look forward to that being the Official Image of Pajiba forever and ever, amen.

Posted by: figgy at January 20, 2012 2:22 PM

RAWR!!!

Posted by: MRod at January 21, 2012 8:06 PM