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Watch Self-Proclaimed Penis Expert, Michael Fassbender, Identify Other Famous Hollywood Nudes

By Joanna Robinson | Videos | January 19, 2012 |

By Joanna Robinson | Videos | January 19, 2012 |

Hands down the best celebrity interviewer of all time, Josh Horowitz, cornered Michael Fassbender on The Golden Globes red carpet to have him identify some celebrity penises. You know, like you do. Michael Fassbender, ever the good sport and god among men, played along. Take a look at “Members Only 2: The Rise Of Fassmember.”

That red carpet encounter was, obviously, Part Two of “Members Only.” Here’s Part One, which, I’m ashamed to say, I missed the first time around.

Of all the penis puns surrounding our Pajiba Ten King, “Fassmember” is my favorite by far. Simple, elegant, classy. Speaking of classy, let’s finish out this post with my new favorite image since Gillian Jacobs spanked Allison Brie. You’ll be seeing it a lot. Trust.

Joanna Robinson wants you all to remember that she loved him first. But he belongs to you now. Enjoy.

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