Sam Rockwell is a Dance God: Part XXVII
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Sam Rockwell is a Dance God: Part XXII

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | July 16, 2013 | Comments ()


This is actually from last Thursday night’s episode of “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon,” but shut-up, I’m just now finding out about it, and lo: What a glorious find. On the show, Fallon made up an improv game, as he is fond of doing. It involves pulling cards out of a bag with random dance titles in them, and it is the responsibility of both Rockwell and Fallon to make up the dance that corresponds with the card.

Never, folks, has a man looked so mouth-jaw-floor cool as Sam Rockwell when he’s doing the “Puttin’ On Some Deoderant” dance.

And if that doesn’t satiate your Rockwell dancing fix, here’s a a Rockwell dance montage that was made specifically for Pajiba a few years back that Sam Rockwell actually admitted to seeing and enjoying in an interview with Vulture last week.

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  • kirbyjay

    I'm thinking of a Sam Rockwell/Christopher Turk dance off.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Somewhere, deep within the bowels of the Earth, there is a Rockwell dancing. His dancing keeps the world turning. When, one day, he stops the dancing, our time on this planet will be over. The tides will stop, the moon will fall out of the sky, and the Sun will Red Giant us out of existence from disgust.

  • I think I pulled something watching this.

  • Ozioma

    I think I got pregnant from this.

  • Allijo99

    I have a new spirit animal. Thy name is The Sassy Lasso.

  • Sirilicious

    That move at 1.14 is unpossible.

  • Tinkerville

    There is no better cure for a rough, rough week than Sam Rockwell dancing. It's like the universe, and Pajiba ('cause Pajiba is the universe) knew.

  • Valhallaback Girl

    I'm glad I'm wearing drawstring pants today otherwise I'd have a most difficult time concealing my lady boner.

  • pajiba

    I love your Disqus name. Fucking aces.

  • Valhallaback Girl

    If you like that you should see my IP address . I'd wink here but it looks too much like Lucille Bluth

  • lowercase_see

    I want him because of reasons.

  • Judging by these responses, it's a good thing that last dance was "I'm Holding Six Cats And They're All Moving".

  • BWeaves

    Is Rockwell's bottom half connected to his top half? They seem to move independently of each other. That's not a bad thing.

  • Maguita NYC

    Shut up. They're finally giving us a man who can multitask.

  • BWeaves


    And I mean that in every sense of the word.

  • delle

    That made me laugh so hard that somewhere my Catholic mother is feeling the urge to smack me the way she does when she realises I'm having impure thoughts and she doesn't understand why.

  • Maguita NYC

    I was drowning in Ruffalo manfur and now I'm feverishly aflame for Rockwell's seductive moves.

    There is so much sassy-lassoing a woman can take Rowles before she completely loses her mind.

  • lowercase_ryan

    go see the way way back.

  • Maguita NYC

    Sam Rockwell and Toni Collette, I definitely must must!

  • lowercase_ryan

    Allison Janney steals every scene she's in too. Which is possible because she has no scenes with Rockwell.

  • apsutter

    Even just the way he sits!! He's so confident in everything he does and he just has this slinkyness to that sexy body. Rockwell can get it!

  • BendinIntheWind

    What did we do to deserve this?!?! Seriously, TWO of my favorite men in the same morning - I can't handle it. If the next post is about Matt Damon playing shirtless volleyball with Chris Evans (in full Captain America regalia, sans mask, natch) I will LOSE. MY. SHIT.

  • apsutter

    SHirtless volleyball Damon?! Bless your heart. Did you guys see the pics from of Damon from Kimmel's wedding? He looked HOT!

  • BWeaves

    Shut up. Finally, they're giving us ladies some "sploosh."

  • emmalita

    Heehee! You said "sploosh."

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