Get Over Your True Detective News Depression with Matthew McConaughey and Ellen DeGeneres

Rounding up all the True Detective news — no single director, no (thus far) female leads, what many consider a cast downgrade, and a problematic writer/showrunner — you might be feeling a little down in the dumps. No worries; Ellen will put a smile back on your face. Sure, she’s a little goofy, but what do you expect after those brownies?

Pass another, will ya?

Cindy Davis, (Twitter) did not inhale.