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Awesome Skittles Porn Gets a Sequel -- Taste the Rainbow, B*tch

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | February 16, 2012 | Comments ()


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Do you guys remember the Skittles ad, "Cumshot and the Rainbow"? The one where the newlywed couple bones on a bed and the groom comes Skittles in his bride's face? Classy stuff, and obviously provokes a insatiable thirst for Skittles and asthmatic wheeze-boning.

Guess what! There's a sequel. I don't know how it happened, because the groom obviously pulled out in time, but hell if the bride didn't get knocked up. Wanna see what the baby looks like? Of course you do.

Awww, it's so sweet. Everyone is having babies these days. Unfortunately for the groom, I don't think it's his. I think the bride has been stepping out with the guy who cums Reese's Peanut Butter cups.

Also, ew.

I should also mention, for the record, that the makers of the ad have no affiliation with Skittles because that would imply Skittles was kind of cool. It is not. Starbursts rule, Skittles drool.


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