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Awesome Skittles Porn Gets a Sequel -- Taste the Rainbow, B*tch

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Videos | Comments (12)

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Do you guys remember the Skittles ad, “Cumshot and the Rainbow”? The one where the newlywed couple bones on a bed and the groom comes Skittles in his bride’s face? Classy stuff, and obviously provokes a insatiable thirst for Skittles and asthmatic wheeze-boning.

Guess what! There’s a sequel. I don’t know how it happened, because the groom obviously pulled out in time, but hell if the bride didn’t get knocked up. Wanna see what the baby looks like? Of course you do.

Awww, it’s so sweet. Everyone is having babies these days. Unfortunately for the groom, I don’t think it’s his. I think the bride has been stepping out with the guy who cums Reese’s Peanut Butter cups.

Also, ew.

I should also mention, for the record, that the makers of the ad have no affiliation with Skittles because that would imply Skittles was kind of cool. It is not. Starbursts rule, Skittles drool.










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Comments

"I don’t know how it happened..."


did you even watch? there is a HUGE DOUCHEY CONTEXT CLUE at the end.

Posted by: gp at February 16, 2012 10:42 AM

Skittles bukkake.

I think I feel all stabby now.

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 16, 2012 11:22 AM

I don’t know how it happened, because the groom obviously pulled out in time, but hell if the bride didn’t get knocked up.

Uh...because pulling out isn't foolproof. I've heard that it is quite effective, but not 100%. It's less effective if you're going multiple rounds.

Posted by: pissant at February 16, 2012 11:41 AM

I misread the header to read "Awesome Skitz Porn Gets A Sequel." Needless to say, I'm very very disappointed. The original - despite being rather uncomfortable to watch - certainly merited a sequel. Or, more correctly, it merits a prequel, since *SPOILER ALERT* everyone dies in the original.

Posted by: Greedy at February 16, 2012 12:11 PM

Good lord this is hilarious

Posted by: ChristianH at February 16, 2012 1:31 PM

I’ve always wondered about what women think about as they are on all fours waiting for some guy to drill them. For me, I always think about sandwiches before I’m about to bang a chick. I’ve never been able to figure out why I think about sandwiches before sex.

Posted by: Pookie at February 16, 2012 2:02 PM

i know this couple.

that is all.

Posted by: ALAN at February 16, 2012 4:24 PM

Not to be the obvious fat kid in the room but Reese's Pieces are not the same thing as their peanut butter cups.

Posted by: J-Bobber at February 16, 2012 4:48 PM

I hope this is the only place on the internets where people are discussing the feasibility of skittles pregnancies.

Because that would make us special.

Posted by: greer at February 16, 2012 6:51 PM

Wow, all the annoyance of those shitty commercials, without the perverse amusement at them actually making it onto network TV! Worthlessness defined.

Posted by: Frodo Baggins at February 16, 2012 11:38 PM

I'm convinced the only way he was able to get a chick that hot was because his pickup line was: "I ejaculate Skittles".

Posted by: @Chrispeare at February 17, 2012 3:50 AM

The skittles one was better.

Posted by: Mime Reader at February 23, 2012 11:23 PM