Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People
Welcome to the Author Archive for Daniel Carlson
Your Cinematic Legacy
The Box Review
Your Movie Time Machine
Amelia Review
The Boys Are Back Review
The Invention of Lying Review
Youth in Revolt Pushed Back
Pandorum Review
The Informant! Review
9 Review
Taking Woodstock Review
The Road Trip Playlist
Inglourious Basterds Review
Community Pilot Online
Cold Souls Review
The Open Road Trailer
The Lovely Bones Trailer
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell Trailer
Funny People Review
The Hurt Locker Review
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Review
Fight Club Review
Bruno Review
Arlington Road Review
Jennifer's Body Red Band Trailer
Public Enemies Review
Office Space Review
Oscar Expands Best Picture Race
Year One Review
Away We Go Review
News From E3 2009, Day 2
The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien Review
News From E3 2009, Day 1
Up Review
Movies That Wouldn't Work on Broadway
The Matrix Review
Terminator Salvation Review
Lost: The Incident Part 2 Recap
Lost: The Incident Part 1 Recap
Lost: Follow the Leader Recap
Star Trek Review
Coming to America Review
Lost: The Variable Recap
Lost: Some Like It Hoth Recap
State of Play Review
The Empire Strikes Back Review
Lost: Dead Is Dead Recap
Observe and Report Review
Lost: Whatever Happened, Happened Recap
Adventureland Review
Andy Hallett Dies at 33
Lost: He's Our You Recap
12 Rounds Review
Lost: Namaste Recap
I Love You, Man Review
Cabin in the Woods Casting Update
Robin Hood Casts Merry Men
Lost: LaFleur Recap
Watchmen Review
Public Enemies Trailer
Moulin Rouge Review
Lost: The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham Recap
Neverending Story Remake at Warner Bros.
Total Recall Remake at Columbia
Michel Gondry Directing Green Hornet
Lost: 316 Recap
Parker Lewis Can't Lose DVD Release
Great Buck Howard Trailer Malkovich Hanks
Traded Five Killers Kutcher Heigl
Infestation Trailer Marquette
Paley Fest 2009 Lineup
SXSW News Dump
Life of Pi Ang Lee
Miss March Trailer
State of Play Trailer Crowe McAdams Affleck
Movies for the Dumped
Ed Solomon Hardy Men Stiller
New Lesbian Vampire Killers Trailer
Pride and Predator Elton John
Echelon Conspiracy Trailer West Burns
Lost: This Place Is Death Recap
I Love You, Beth Cooper Trailer Panettiere
Adventurer's Handbook Jonah Hill Jason Schwartzman
Taking of Pelham 123 Trailer Denzel
Watchmen Tales of the Black Freighter Trailer
Friday the 13th Review
X-Men DVD Fox Series
Fanboys Review
Lost: The Little Prince Recap
Observe and Report Red Band Trailer Rogen
Class, The Review
Lost: Jughead Recap
Lost: The Lie Recap
Lost: Because You Left Recap
Cabin in the Woods Joss Whedon Bradley Whitford
Waltz With Bashir Review
Idris Elba Office NBC Steve Carell
Cowboy Bebop Movie Keanu Reeves
Veronica Mars Movie Rob Thomas
Last Chance Harvey Review
Lesbian Vampire Killers Trailer
Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Review
Slumdog Millionaire
Doubt Review
Your Favorite Christmas Episodes
Cadillac Records Review
Frost/Nixon Review
Australia Review
Adventureland Trailer Eisenberg Kristen Stewart
Bitch Slap Movie Trailer Lawless
Role Models
Tao of Steve, The
Changeling
Stop Ben Lyons Blog Review
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince New Trailer
Swingers
Soloist Road Defiance Release Date Changes
Push Trailer Chris Evans Dakota Fanning
W.
Don Cheadle Replaces Terrence Howard Iron Man 2
Body of Lies Review
Sunshine Cleaning Trailer Amy Adams
Sarah Palin Joe Biden Debate Ratings
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
Zack Snyder Signs Deal With EA
Miracle at St. Anna
James Gunn PG Porn Nathan Fillion
Ghost Town
Zach Galifianakis Hangover Bored to Death HBO
Frost/Nixon Trailer Ron Howard Michael Sheen
Burn After Reading
Wes Anderson My Best Friend
Secret of My Success, The
Inside Man Sequel Spike Lee
Milk Trailer Sean Penn
Watchmen Trial Sets Date
On the Record: Stories From the Newsroom
Traitor
Seven
Seven Review
Dark Knight, The
The One Where I Finally Lose My Mind
Pajiba Holes
Henry Poole Is Here
Xenu Lives in My Pajiba
Pajiba and the Infinite Sadness
Battlestar Galactica, Season One
RoboPajiba
American Teen
Watchpajibas
Ice Pajiba
This Was Seriously The Cleanest Picture I Could Find
Pajiba Salvation
WALL-E
Three Days of the Condor
Inglorious Pajibas
Veronica Mars, Season One
Cowboys and Pajibas
Happening, The
Jay and Seth Versus the Pajiba
Hound of the Pajibas
Lost: There's No Place Like Home, Parts 2 and 3
My Little Runaway
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
I Just Want Something I Can Ignore
Lost: There's No Place Like Home, Part 1
Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, The
100% Pure Pajiba
Son of Rambow
Lost: Cabin Fever
Meh
Lost: Something Nice Back Home
It's Getting Kind of Hard to Believe Things Are Going to Get Better
Lost: The Shape of Things to Come
Baby Mama
Nothing But Trailers
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I Think You Can Figure It Out
Visitor, The
Trust Me, A Pajiba Pun Would Be Pretty Gross In This Context
Priceless
The Lost City of Pajiba
21
That's No Moon, That's a Pajiba!
West Wing, Season Two
Lost: Meet Kevin Johnson
Drillbit Taylor
Michael Cera's Precious Little Pajiba
Lost: Ji Yeon
Funny Games
Rosemary's Pajiba
Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me
Lost: The Other Woman
10,000 B.C.
Mo Pajibas Mo Problems
L.A. Confidential
Lost: The Constant
No Country for Old Men
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Pajiba
Lost: Eggtown
2008 Oscar Wrap
2008 Spirit Awards
Does My Pajiba Look Infected To You?
Lost: The Economist
Jumper
There Will Be Blood
My Pajiba Gets Icy In The Winter
Duma Key
Lost: Confirmed Dead
Twelve Best Films You Didn't See, The
Lars and the Real Girl
In Bruges
Why'd You Have a Gun In Your Pajiba, Brian?
Lost: The Beginning of the End
Strange Wilderness
The Full Moon Makes My Pajiba All Hairy
Teeth
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Heath Ledger Remembered
Cloverfield
Save the Pajiba, Save the World
2007 Roundtable: Part One
2007 Roundtable: Part Two
I Am Pajiba's Complete Lack of Surprise
Juno
Atonement
It Was a Pajiba-Hole, and That Means Comfort
Youth Without Youth
Golden Globes Discussion
Look At Me, I'm A Prickly Pajiba
John Dillinger Was Killed Behind That Theater In A Hail Of Pajibas
Battlestar Galactica: Razor
Everybody Make Your Own Pajiba Pun
Margot at the Wedding
Slow News Day
Klaatu. Barada. Pajiba!
American Gangster
Once More, With Pajiba!
Rails & Ties
Darjeeling Limited, The
My Name Is Plain Jane Pajiba
Rendition
I Need More Dilithium Pajibas!
Michael Clayton
Across the Universe
To Seek Out New Worlds and New Pajibas
On the Run From Johnny Law.... Ain't No Trip to Pajiba
Eight Films That Shouldn't Have Won Best Picture
Kingdom, The
Holy Pajibas, Batman! It's an Unnecessary Franchise!
Interview with Derek Haas and Michael Brandt
Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, The
You Got a Pajiba, Man? It'd Be a Lot Cooler If You Did.
Crucify Your Enthusiasm
3:10 to Yuma
Boys to Men
Sunset Blvd.
Nanny Diaries, The
My Pajiba Has Soul, and It's Superbad
Superbad
My Pajiba Curves to the Left
Stardust
Race Bannon: Fire Up the Pajiba!
Hot Rod
Live Long and Pajiba
My Triumphs, My Mistakes: Lessons and Experiences From Comic-Con
Y: The Last Pajiba
Talk to Me
Nothing but the Pajiba
The Cheesiest Soundtrack Singles of All Time
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Rescue Dawn
Kegels Make My Pajiba Nice and Strong
Live Free or Die Hard
Evan Almighty
Come Sail Away
Fido
Space Pajibas!
"Reunited: The Real World -- Las Vegas"
Day Watch
Pajibacats HOOO!
I Can't Even Think Of A Good Pajiba Pun. That's How Tired I Am Of Dane Cook.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Ringing Joyful and Triumphant: So Long, "Veronica Mars"
I Have The Pajiba!
Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall, A
Georgia Rule
Spider-Man 3
Got a Box Full of Pajibas, Think You Might Like to Read
Next
What the Hell is an Aluminum Pajiba?
So, What's In Your Queue?
TV Set, The
Hot Fuzz
I Got Things On My Pajiba I Never Thought I Would
Perfect Stranger
Let's God It Up
He's Just Not That Into Your Pajiba
Lookout, The
Strangers With This Kind of Honesty Make Me Go a Big Rubbery Pajiba
Reign Over Me
Gears of Pajiba: The Apocalypse
I Think I Love My Wife
Chillin' Out, Maxin', Pajibaing, All Cool
300
I See Pajibas!
Starter for 10
Reno 911!: Miami
I Know Pajiba
The Man Who Wasn't There
Ghost Rider
Hannibal Rising
Smokin' Aces
Dead Girl, The
Children of Men
The Golden Pajibas -- The Best of 2006
Captain Pajiba Shows No Mercy!
The Best Documentaries of 2006
The Sorcerer's Pajiba!
Good Shepherd, The
Good German, The
Unaccompanied Minors
Nativity Story, The
Fountain, The
Shut Up & Sing
Casino Royale
Harsh Times
Babel
Borat
Prestige, The
Films About Texas
Departed, The
Little Children
Jesus Camp
Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, A
Feast
All the King's Men
This Film Is Not Yet Rated
Hollywoodland
Idiocracy
Illusionist, The
Little Miss Sunshine
Beerfest
Quiet, The
Zoom
Protector, The
The Films of Wes Anderson
Lady in the Water
Monster House
Interview with Patrick Creadon
Superman Returns
Oh in Ohio, The
Wordplay
Nacho Libre
Cars
District B13
Inconvenient Truth, An
Proposition, The
Notorious Bettie Page, The
Stick It
Sentinel, The
Standing Still
Friends with Money
Kinky Boots
Hard Candy
Thank You for Smoking
Inside Man
Great Raid, The
Good Woman, A
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
2005: The Year that Was
Good Night, and Good Luck
End of the Spear
Sound of Thunder, A
March of the Penguins
Legend of Zorro, The
Memoirs of a Geisha
Dave Chappelle's Block Party
History of Violence, A
Everything is Illuminated
Ask the Dust
Why We Fight
Unknown White Male
New World, The
Pretty Persuasion
Hustle & Flow
Producers, The
North Country
King Kong
Winter Passing
Aristocrats, The
Matador, The
Libertine, The
Something New
Night Watch
Chicken Little
Dirty
Murderball
Serenity
Undiscovered
Annapolis
Munich
Slither
Syriana
Brick
Firewall
Valiant
Yes
London
Rize
Lucky Number Slevin
