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Will You Still Need Me, Will You Still Feed Me? Hot Dudes with Wrinkles

By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (68)



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After lamenting over Meg Ryan’s battle with aging, my mind naturally wandered to male actors. To be fair, my mind pretty much always wanders to nice looking men, so it was no oddity. People talk about how men age better than women; there’s a saying that “women get old, while men get more sophisticated or distinguished.” So, I thought I should put that theory to the test. I did enjoy doing the “research” to determine the validity of such statements and in the process, a Seriously Random List was born.

As pretty as the young lads of Hollywood are, there’s a certain something about a well-aged man. They’ve settled into themselves, they’re relaxed and aren’t quite so full of themselves. To be sure, there are those who start dressing strangely and some men are equally prone to the surgical alterations (Mickey Rourke). Others don ridiculous glasses and get bad haircuts or grow strange facial hair (Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt). But some step boldly into their wrinkles (Robert Redford) and they’re still handsome, even sexy. I really wish more women would take note and see that letting themselves age naturally can be so much more beautiful than overindulgence in needles and surgery that recreates their facial structure.

So let’s hear it for the boys…to men. Here are the best of the over-50 crowd; I defy you not to salivate over at least one of them:


10. Patrick Stewart, 70

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9. Richard Gere, 61

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8. Samuel L. Jackson, 62

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7. Gary Oldman, 53

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6. Ken Watanabe, 51

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5. Antonio Banderas, 50

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4. Sean Bean, 52

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3. Liam Neeson, 59

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2. Daniel Day-Lewis 54

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1. Viggo Mortensen, 52

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Comments

I am not attracted to a man unless he's at least 35, preferably 40. I have no idea why people are attracted to boys.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at July 12, 2011 5:09 PM

Christoph Waltz, eeeeh? EEEH?
Yeah, I'm 20 and am madly in love with a plethora of over-50s... But maybe that's just because I have a problem. A serious, serious problem.

Posted by: Lisa Bee at July 12, 2011 5:21 PM

Yes: #1 through #6 (and that's "Watanabe" not "Wantabe").

No: #7 through #10.

So, good job with the rankings!

Posted by: sars at July 12, 2011 5:24 PM

That's the picture you chose to use for Viggo?? So many better choices!

Love me some Sean Bean! Daniel Day-Lewis never did anything for me, he always seems so emaciated.

Posted by: Laura at July 12, 2011 5:27 PM

Where is George Clooney?

Posted by: lindenbyrd at July 12, 2011 5:28 PM

Viggo looks like he wants to wear my head as a hat in that picture. Which he would probably totally rock.

Posted by: ophelia at July 12, 2011 5:32 PM

GABRIEL BYRNE!

Posted by: Mel C. at July 12, 2011 5:33 PM

Viggo needs a wet-nap. Ick!
All look pretty damn good. Great job. And, rowr!

Daniel Day Lewis, Gary Oldman and Liam Neeson.
Love me some pasty white UK menz.

Posted by: Ms MoMo at July 12, 2011 5:34 PM

I'm pretty sure Robert Redford has had work done. If not a facelift than at least an eye job. He now has that constantly surprised look.

Posted by: Forever Jung at July 12, 2011 5:34 PM

[Sighs]

Yet again the silver-est and foxiest of them all goes unappreciated.

And by that, I mean David Strathairn.

Posted by: penelope at July 12, 2011 5:35 PM

Oh, yeah, lindenbyrd. Clooney did look to be in pretty good shape in "The American".

Posted by: sars at July 12, 2011 5:42 PM

I don't know, penelope, I'd say John Slattery gives Strathairn a run for his money in the silver fox dept.

And the lady will take a Sean Bean/ Daniel Day Lewis sandwich, preferably to go.

Posted by: beet salad at July 12, 2011 5:44 PM

Where's Bruce Willis?

Posted by: TurnipTheRadio at July 12, 2011 5:46 PM

Point of order: "Hot Dudes with Wrinkles," is it?
Not a lot of wrinkles up there.

Also, Viggo does look a little untidy. Send him over here, I'll be glad to clean him up for everybody.

Posted by: Salieri2 at July 12, 2011 5:49 PM

Not that I lean this way, but somebody's gotta say Mark Harmon.

Posted by: Todd at July 12, 2011 5:49 PM

I will gladly lick Viggo's face clean.

Ahem, Colin Firth anyone?

Posted by: nipsy at July 12, 2011 5:53 PM

I'm not afraid to add Harrison Ford, no ma'am I'm not.

Posted by: TurnipTheRadio at July 12, 2011 5:56 PM

Or Chris Noth, Alec Baldwin, and Kevin Costner. (Sorry for the multiple posts - I just keep thinking of more, and there's no edit button is there?) And Jesus it's scary how much my ex looks like Viggo.)

Posted by: TurnipTheRadio at July 12, 2011 5:59 PM

What about Hugh Laurie? Didn't he just turn 50? And I agree about George Clooney needing to be on the list. I'd go to a benefit for Somali pirates if I knew they were going to have bacon-wrapped George Clooney. Or Sean Bean.

Posted by: Stinky at July 12, 2011 5:59 PM

I'LL BE VIGGO'S WET NAP!!!!!!

Also -- I love "hot men" threads.

Posted by: klingonfree at July 12, 2011 6:03 PM

This is a lovely list and all but I could probably add about 20 more names to this list. Like... Hugh Laurie, Noel Gallagher, Ian McKellen, Anthony Bourdain, Stanley Tucci (seriously! shut up!), David Strathairn, Johnny Marr, Eric Ripert, etc etc etc

On a related note: My husband (who is only 8 months older than me) likes to joke that I need a shirt that says "I like Old Dudes."

Posted by: Sara H at July 12, 2011 6:09 PM

I would add Bruce Boxleitner to this list, too. Saw him up close back in March, and DAYUM. At 61 he's as handsome as he ever was, maybe more. I thought my childhood crush on him was just that - a childhood crush. Turns out this 35 year old spent the rest of the day fangirling Bruce, just like it was the 80s again. :)

Posted by: luthien26 at July 12, 2011 6:10 PM

Patrick Stewart is 70??? Wow!

Colin Firth could be -1 on the list. He's only 50.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 12, 2011 6:15 PM

I'll always have a soft spot for Anthony Hopkins and Pierce Brosnan. I was gonna mention Michael Douglas, as he's still quite handsome, but he's been under the knife too much to qualify.

Posted by: TurnipTheRadio at July 12, 2011 6:20 PM

Annnnddd...my vagina exploded.

Posted by: Isaphoebe at July 12, 2011 6:21 PM

*slaps forehead* How could I forget my two unexplainable, embarrassing-but-I'll-stand-by-'em older guy crushes: Larry David (who is 64 and has a wonderful smile) and Billy Bob Thornton (who is 55 and I blame Bad Santa for that one). Yeah, BBT's got that almost manorexia thing goin' on, but dang...he's hot.

Posted by: TurnipTheRadio at July 12, 2011 6:24 PM

@Todd - Hell yeah, Mark Harmon. I've had the hots for Sean Bean for 18 years. The man just gets hotter.

Posted by: FyreHaar at July 12, 2011 6:28 PM

Where's Alan Rickman? I call shenanigans!

Posted by: Helen at July 12, 2011 6:44 PM

i'll take them all, please and thank you.

Posted by: Lady B at July 12, 2011 6:48 PM

Liam Neeson doesn't usually do it for me, but that picture is hilarious and ridiculously hot. Live Sean Bean, and second the vote for Alan Rickman. How about a list of beautiful older women who haven't had obvious work? Helen Mirren, Susan Sarandon, ummmm... I know there have to be more.

Posted by: Edith at July 12, 2011 6:57 PM

This list is now my bucket list. I'll be going after Gary Oldman first.

Posted by: Jerry at July 12, 2011 7:02 PM

This is the first time I've seen anybody directly mention Samuel L. Jackson's looks, typically only his voice and demeanor get any credit.

Posted by: LEROOOY at July 12, 2011 7:02 PM

YES! There is hope for the old guys. : )

Posted by: logan at July 12, 2011 7:06 PM

I fully support this list in every way. I love my men older and I fully embrace my daddy issues, thank you very much. I'm gonna assume there will be an equivalent list for gorgeous women soon, so all I have to add is that I am currently deeply obsessed with Peter Firth and I apologize for nothing.

Posted by: ceebee_eebee at July 12, 2011 7:09 PM

And yet no Sam Elliott. Has NO ONE been listening to me?

Slattery's omission is an OUTRAGE not to be born.

And Stanley Tucci has a slammin' bod. That's right, I said, "SLAMMIN' BOD".

Sorry about all the yelling.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 12, 2011 7:33 PM

Uh, hello? Denzel Washington?!?

Posted by: keykeybeebee at July 12, 2011 7:33 PM

The list of ladies is coming later in the week.

Posted by: Cindy at July 12, 2011 7:35 PM

Denzel has no wringles.

Posted by: Jerry at July 12, 2011 8:05 PM

Except for Gere (gotta admit, it's those damned rumours), I'd do them ALL -- especially 1-5!
Plus Sean C, Harrison, Jeremy, Sam E, Hugh (pick one!), Dennis Q, Andy G, and Ray Liotta!

Posted by: China Cat at July 12, 2011 8:07 PM

I saw the title of this list on my RSS feed and thought, "Gary Oldman BETTER be on there otherwise I will have words with Cindy!" You did not disappoint, my lovely lady friend.

Posted by: stardust at July 12, 2011 8:22 PM

This post gives me an idea... If only there was some kind of list of the celebrities people on this site found most attractive. We would just need a catchy name for it like...


Eh, I've got nothing.

Posted by: Blake Shrapnel at July 12, 2011 8:29 PM

I was gonna add Denzel Washington but someone beat me to it;)

Posted by: dl at July 12, 2011 8:33 PM

Don't laugh, but, while Harry Belafonte is older than many trees (84), he STILL looks damned elegant. And he does cool stuff like Artistic Voices of the Diaspora for Museum of Arts and Design, and lotsa charity work. That makes him especially beautiful.

Posted by: Stinky at July 12, 2011 9:23 PM

OK, my top-10 o'er 50 chicks -- (mostly in order and from a chick -- but mostly based on who I'd like to hang with..)
JOAN "f*cking" JETT
Dame Mirren
Ms. Pfeiffer
Katey Sagal (Segal?) -- Mrs. Bundy, dammit!
Streep (as HERSELF)
Angelina Jolie (the stroies!)
Julianne Moore (she could prob out-drink me!)
Meg Tilly (she MUST be o'er 50 at this point; and while I do love Jen, I ADORE MEG!)
Jane Seymour (those EYES!)
Sarandon (iffy, these days)
Victoria Principal (sp?)

Posted by: China Cat at July 12, 2011 9:25 PM

Uh, Angelina Jolie is like 35 or 36.

Posted by: TurnipTheRadio at July 12, 2011 9:58 PM

I've had a thing for Bill Nighy forever! I usually like younger men, but Mr. Nighy just does it for me.

Posted by: debbye at July 12, 2011 10:44 PM

You know what? I was going to justify my vote for Richard Gere but really, why bother? It's not like he was left out of the list. I saw him in person once and he is a kind of gorgeous you can't describe.

Posted by: Shonda at July 12, 2011 11:15 PM

Replace Gere with Alec Baldwin, Bean with Denzel and Lewis with Firth and we have a deal.

Posted by: Erin S at July 12, 2011 11:20 PM

No Alan Rickman, no Sam Elliott... FAIL!

Posted by: Az at July 12, 2011 11:46 PM

Dear ladies of Pajiba,

, is 54 and wrinkle-free. Not even neck wattles.

For your reference.

Posted by: , at July 13, 2011 1:59 AM

My whispering eye just cried a little.

Posted by: PP Matter at July 13, 2011 3:55 AM

Alan Rickman. Glaring omission. I'd gladly trade half of these guys for mr. Rickman.

Posted by: Zirze at July 13, 2011 4:20 AM

Dear Lisa Bee,
Are you me? Because I share your enthusiasms wholeheartedly. I haven't been able to decide if I should be concerned or just go with it.

Posted by: Delilah at July 13, 2011 4:25 AM

alan rickman!

Posted by: Jeannine at July 13, 2011 4:40 AM

Quaid!

Posted by: sars at July 13, 2011 8:20 AM

Oh my lord, yes, sars, Dennis Quaid.

I mean, I assume you meant Dennis.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 13, 2011 8:34 AM

I love older men, and this list could be a lot longer. Unfortunately, what I think of as older men are now younger than I am. However, I am over 50 and I look damn better than the men on this list.

What sets the older women (actors) apart from the younger women, is not whether they are aging gracefully so much as how talented they are. The talented ones have staying power. With the men, that doesn't seem to be as important, sadly.

Older women I love:

Maggie Smith
Judi Dench
Meryl Streep
Helen Mirren
Susan Saradon
Most British actresses, as they seem to get hired for more stuff than old American actresses do, because they look like real people.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 13, 2011 9:04 AM

Yes, MelBivDevoe, Dennis. I want to look like this when I'm 53 years old.

http://i29.tinypic.com/2dkzp7p.jpg

Posted by: sars at July 13, 2011 9:42 AM

Damn, sars, give a girl some warning. I about choked on my gum when I saw that Quaid picture. Damn, and day-um.

You all know where I'll be. . . .

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at July 13, 2011 10:41 AM

A little late to this list but I've always had a thing for Peter Strauss. He's like 64. I haven't seen how well he's aged in a few years, but he was still looking good on Dirty Sexy Money and those Miracle Grow plant food commercials.

My mom would add Ed Harris to this list.

Posted by: Dingle Berry at July 13, 2011 12:31 PM

Oh Dingle Berry...Peter Strauss in "The Jericho Mile". That was one hot con!

I've always loved Lee Marvin, not so much past the 70's but all of the 60's movies he was in. The voice......once described as rain water down a rusty pipe.

And I love me some Denzel, hottest black man EVER!!

Had a major crush on Sean Bean since Patriot Games but lately it seems the drink is taking over.

And no over 50 list is complete without George Clooney.

Posted by: kirbyjay at July 13, 2011 1:21 PM

There there, Jeff Bridges and George Clooney. You can come to my house and I will console you.

I will console the living shit out of you.

Posted by: Skyler Durden at July 13, 2011 3:34 PM

With the exception of maybe Liam Neeson, none of those fuckers are very wrinkled. Old yes.. a few crows feet maybe... but not that fucken wrinkled.

The Richard Gere photo, motherfucker looks like he's 25.

Upon reflection, Daniel Day lLwis has some skinny dude wrinkles going on...

Check it: Harvey Keitel - wrinkly but cool. Al Pacino: Old as Fuck, still cool. Even Harrison face lift, fucken Han Solo Ford... wrinkly as a motherfucker.

For the love of christ, Samuel L Jackson has skin as smooth as a baby's arse

Posted by: benjamin button at July 13, 2011 7:43 PM

Except Gere, always except Gere, there isn't a man on that list whom I wouldn't gently violate.

Sean Bean has been my special number one crush for about 15 years.

Bring on the hot ladies with wrinkles! And also, Bill Nighy.

Posted by: Rebecca H. at July 13, 2011 7:51 PM

David Duchovny. Anytime. Anywhere.

Posted by: funtime42 at July 13, 2011 7:58 PM

Where the F*** is Alan Rickman?! This list is invalid. Also could use some Clooney and Firth. Glad to know I'm not the only chica with massive crushes on the >50 set.

Posted by: annie711pm at July 14, 2011 12:40 AM

I think the reason these guys make you stand up in attention is that, contrary to what passes as the hot guys of Hollywood these days, these guys are rugged, manly men, a throwback to what true Hollywood heartthrobs were. If you saw the manliness archetype of pre-1980s Hollywood, they're men's men, guys who kick ass, take names and emasculate you with their awesome. Marlon Brando, Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson, Gene Hackman... Pure testosterone-fueled awesome. No modern star can compare.

Oh, and Malcolm McDowell should totally be on that list. Awesomely rocks that full head of white hair and he still has that commanding voice. Oh, and Burt Reynolds, he rocks that beard.

Posted by: Danny from Puerto Rico at July 14, 2011 2:30 PM

Good luck to Noel Gallagher on the release of his first solo recording and video. He'll make it without that plonker Liam, no doubt of it, he was always the brains of the outfit.

Posted by: Click Here at July 25, 2011 9:25 AM