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The Many Life-Affirming Dances of Christopher Duncan Turk, M.D

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (44)

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Turk Pop and Lock Dance

Turk Secret Handshake Dance

Turk Michael Jackson Dance

Turk Tuxedo Dance

Turk In Your Face Dance


Turk Victory Dance

Turk Hammer Dance

Turk Safety Dance

Turk Sugar Hill Gang Dance

Turk Steak Night Dance

Turk Sanford and Son Dance


Turk Sex Dance

Turk More than a Feeling Dance

The Turk Dance









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Comments

DAMNYOUSTATEBLOCKONYOUTUBE!!!

Posted by: dammitjanet at April 19, 2011 11:04 AM

My love for Donald Faison is pure and true. Well, not pure. There might be leather involved.

Also, he needs to guest on Cougar Town.

Posted by: Julie at April 19, 2011 11:13 AM

I miss Christopher Turk. Hopefully his next TV role will not be as painful as the one that Blond Doctor is being forced to do for money on CBS.

Posted by: Confucius Jackson at April 19, 2011 11:15 AM

Where did Dustin spell anything wrong? He didn't name the YouTube clips, "tuxs" was spelled that way by the creator of the clip itself.

Posted by: Julie at April 19, 2011 11:15 AM

Best. Post. Ever.

Posted by: feramones at April 19, 2011 11:19 AM

Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou.

Also, I love the fact that Turk and JD are best friends in real life, too.

Posted by: gelis at April 19, 2011 11:23 AM

Two-day headache? Gone. Behold, the magical powers of Turk.

Posted by: Samantha at April 19, 2011 11:23 AM

I can't dance. Occasionally I'll get to a different enough state of consciousness to move in time to music on a dance floor in order to express my fucked-up-ness. And I don't care, it's fun enough. But Turk has always been the one reason I wish I could genuinely dance.

Shine on you crazy diamond.

Posted by: zeke the pig at April 19, 2011 11:25 AM

God bless you for this post.

Posted by: Mel C. at April 19, 2011 11:38 AM

His name isn't Turk Turkleton?!

Posted by: branded at April 19, 2011 11:46 AM

It's Turk Enjaydee! And JD!!

Posted by: Ian at April 19, 2011 11:59 AM

It's ridiculous how happy that made me.

Posted by: elizabeth at April 19, 2011 12:03 PM

I personally always loved Elliot's "I told you so dance."
I told you so, I told you so, I I I told you so, I told you so, I told you so.
She does the running man, the robot and swings her stethescope in the air.
Luckily I am right all the time so I get to do it quite often, minus the stethescope.

Posted by: daria at April 19, 2011 12:10 PM

The only problem with the last clip is that it leaves out The Todd's performance to Loverboy.

Posted by: gelis at April 19, 2011 12:12 PM

I have always admired the sweetness the show is full of, but that very sweetness has made me despise the show. I can't watch it anymore and I think it's the narration that kills it utterly for me. Everytime I hear JD whine in that vaguely Kermit voice I want to punch a baby.

You can still catch young Turkleton in the latest Sims commercials.

Posted by: Protoguy at April 19, 2011 12:17 PM

Oh Brown Bear, how I miss you....

Also loved the Turk/JD pimp strut

Posted by: kirbyjay at April 19, 2011 12:25 PM

I am not even halfway through this and had to come down and comment on it:

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: mswas at April 19, 2011 12:25 PM

Loved that Scrubs was hysterically funny yet could wrench your heart in the next scene. The characters were some of tv's best. Lovin that Janitor has a new life on The Middle.

Posted by: kirbyjay at April 19, 2011 12:29 PM

ThankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouSOMUCH.

I have a nerve-wracking job interview later today and my stomach's a ball of nerves. Turk makes it all better.

PS: Donald Faison revealed on twitter that he and Zach Braff still sing the steak song when they have dinner together. How's that for a long lasting bromance?

Posted by: beckster at April 19, 2011 12:41 PM

I was just thinking of The Turk Dance the other day and how beloved it is on this site! Thanks for the post, Dustin!

Posted by: tamatha at April 19, 2011 12:52 PM

amazing. bumpin in my desk chair.

Posted by: coco at April 19, 2011 12:56 PM

This. Made. My. DAY.

I loved it so much I had to type that in that super annoying way that everyone hates but that is so good at conveying the awesomeness of what you're feeling because this made me SO HAPPY.

Posted by: Figgy at April 19, 2011 1:05 PM

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS.....

Posted by: Melody at April 19, 2011 1:08 PM

and this is why i love this site!!

Posted by: blacksred at April 19, 2011 1:12 PM

I had a gathering on Saturday, and a friend brought her boyfriend, who happens to have the same name as one of my cats. When he discovered this, he became crestfallen and said "I guess I am not number one."
My immediate response, without pause, was to say "Hello number two."
He grinned like crazy. It was fantastic.

Also, I just watched all of these clips without the sound on, because I am in class. They are pretty much as good without the music.

Posted by: DominaNefret at April 19, 2011 1:43 PM

I didn't think it was possible for one post to create this much joy. Totally made my day.

Posted by: ash at April 19, 2011 1:52 PM

This was better than all that lithium I've been taking.

Posted by: Sofia at April 19, 2011 3:09 PM

Life: affirmed.

Carry on, Miss M, carry on!

Posted by: MM at April 19, 2011 3:14 PM

Thank you for fitting all the things I miss about this show into one post. I am going to be smiling for the rest of the day now.

Posted by: Anne (no longer in Reno) at April 19, 2011 3:25 PM

There is so much right with this blog post that I can't even SEE wrong, "wrong" is a dot to me.

I bow to you Rowels. I really really do. This is my favorite post you have ever done, ever.
ever.

Posted by: JuiceinLA at April 19, 2011 4:39 PM

The Turk Dance gives me a happy. Every time. :)

Posted by: ChickaBoom! at April 19, 2011 6:23 PM

"Halleluiah a brother 'bout to have some sex, Ha! Ha! Ha!
Halleluiah a brother 'bout to have some SEEEEEEEEEX!

Smack the moneymaker! Smack it!

Awww Sex time, people!"


-Yeah someone's got a new entrance theme on his way to the magic room, granted it may totally backfire and either receive pearls of laughter or worse yet a trip on the couch, but dammit, we gotta try that at least once.

Posted by: bleujayone at April 19, 2011 8:23 PM

This was awesome, but I was hoping the "We're gonna see Michael Joooorrrdan! We're gonna see Michael Joooorrrdan!" dance would be represented.

I'll settle for the sex dance.

Posted by: Rest In Peace at April 19, 2011 8:37 PM

This was a good post.

Posted by: Shibuyama at April 19, 2011 9:48 PM

I miss Chocolate Bear sooooooooooo much.

Dustin, have I told you lately that I love you?

Now, I'm of to watch The Turk Dance again on my Tivo, where I've saved it for all eternity.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at April 19, 2011 10:01 PM

Oh man, please revise to include the "I'm going to cut you open" dance when he is JD's surgeon.

Posted by: lawnjart at April 19, 2011 10:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_1iotBoPnI

Link for above mention....

Posted by: lawnjart at April 19, 2011 10:30 PM

I have watched these all at least three times today.

Posted by: Daniel Carlson at April 19, 2011 11:05 PM

I'm bookmarking this for my Rotten No-Good Awful Very Bad Day days and will watch Chocolate Bear and smiiiiiile.

Thanks for the present, Dustin!

Posted by: Lainey at April 20, 2011 12:29 AM

This needs to be a supercut. Somebody get on that stat...

Posted by: GreenMyEyes at April 20, 2011 2:16 AM

This truly made my day. I LOVE TURKELTON!

I can't stop watching his Poison dance.

Posted by: Suniverse at April 20, 2011 11:03 AM

Did someone say SUPERCUT?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyecEGGDuds

Posted by: Meander at April 20, 2011 9:30 PM

I just worked 24 out of the last 31 hours, and that was exaclty what I needed. Thank you thank you!

Posted by: Lauren at April 20, 2011 10:23 PM

This is the Easter gift that a certain bunny forgot to put in my basket.

Hooray for Dr. Turkleton!

Posted by: Kelly O at April 24, 2011 3:54 PM