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Posted by: Patty O'Green at August 12, 2010 3:38 PM
such a weird lookin dude
Posted by: k at August 12, 2010 3:39 PM
He is absolutely adorable.
Posted by: Danielle Lilly at August 12, 2010 3:40 PM
Goddamn. That boy just screams, "Give me an atomic wedgie and stuff me in a locker."
Posted by: Tracer Bullet at August 12, 2010 3:40 PM
He looks like Michael J. Pollard to me, but he can't top C.W. Moss for "awkward".
Posted by: EllenP at August 12, 2010 3:41 PM
Him?
Posted by: schrome at August 12, 2010 3:48 PM
Never liked this dude that much.
Posted by: Sofía at August 12, 2010 3:53 PM
I cannot stand him. I will forego a movie simply because of his presence. Go away!
Posted by: Scully at August 12, 2010 3:53 PM
Whatever, haters, he is adorable. Just because he looks like Gumby doesn't mean he can't charm my pants right off. I prefer him to those Twilight jagoffs any day of the week.
Posted by: Dorothy Snarker at August 12, 2010 3:56 PM
I like his Arrested Development look better than the weird manerexic look he's sporting now... however... he kinda bugs me to the point that I won't see any movie he's in.
Posted by: SaucyWench at August 12, 2010 4:00 PM
I still love him. Arrested Development gives him a LOT of leeway in my book.
Posted by: Julie at August 12, 2010 4:02 PM
Anybody from Arrested Development gets a full-life pass in my books. I don't care if I think The Switch looks awful. That's fucking Michael Bluth and you will not disrespect him. I don't care if Scott Pilgrim continues to release countless trailers of declining quality. George Michael made incest adorable. You will respect him as well. I have said my bit. Enjoy your day.
Posted by: A-schaef at August 12, 2010 4:11 PM
Michael Cera + sexy = does not compute.
Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 12, 2010 4:12 PM
I like "Sad Awkward" the most because he's still got summa dat George Michael pudge, and it reminds me of happier times.
Posted by: Kyle at August 12, 2010 4:13 PM
Well, the way you've distorted the pictures doesn't exactly do him any favors. But of course you know that, you rapscallion.
Posted by: Jay at August 12, 2010 4:36 PM
All I can think of when I see that face is warm mayonnaise. Bland, nebbish, mumbly mayo.
How on earth he's been able to snag so many romantic leading roles is beyond me.
Posted by: Jesse at August 12, 2010 4:40 PM
Schrome, that made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
Posted by: Amberlark at August 12, 2010 4:48 PM
But of course you know that, you rapscallion.
I think the word rapscallion needs to get used more.
Posted by: MM at August 12, 2010 5:15 PM
This is a courtesy call to yet again remind you that ads are repeatedly raping this site. Every day I log on, I must choose the content carefully, as in, reading 1 or 2 a day because of the ad dead time between each one.
You call us out for bitching about this?
Seriously, the ads are raping your site.
Take this as a friendly reminder that good content doesn't have to be published with a healthy helping of "wait here for 5 minutes" and another "wait here for 5 minutes" between EACH fucking article click.
My attendance is lessening due to this phenomenon of ADS RAPING YOUR SITE.
Posted by: Recondite at August 12, 2010 5:54 PM
It would be awesome if Cera and Statham (sp?) star on the same film. An explosion of geekiness in one movie. I would pay 3D for that movie (hmmm, maybe early show). I've always considered Cera a good actor, but he seriously needs to step out of his box.
Posted by: tallulahc at August 12, 2010 6:27 PM
I'm a guy and a geek, and you're wondering if a Splodeypalooza gathering chock-full of my '80s & '90s action idols is gonna be overshadowed by him?
You make me laugh, sir.
HA, I say. HA, indeed.
Posted by: Rykker at August 12, 2010 8:03 PM
All the range of Keanu.
Posted by: BierceAmbrose at August 12, 2010 8:20 PM
By the year 2035, he'll look like Don Knotts.
Posted by: oskar at August 12, 2010 8:47 PM
He is interchangeable with Jesse Eisenberg for me. And I don't particularly like either one of them.
Posted by: monkeyhateclean at August 12, 2010 9:02 PM
Why is his face like that?
Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at August 12, 2010 10:10 PM
His hair looks like there's a deflated goddam labradoodle on his head.
Posted by: Skitz at August 12, 2010 10:33 PM
just goes to show you that you can put any pencil neck dufus on TV or in the movies and some wimmen will want to do him.
Posted by: logan at August 12, 2010 10:56 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only person who thinks he has the acting range of Keanu Reeves.
Posted by: Leftylad at August 12, 2010 11:04 PM
Recondite
I used to have similar problems until I switched to Firefox and installed the free Adblock Plus extension on both my Mac and PC. With a few simple configuration steps, Internet life has been bliss (well, ad absence-wise) since then. No more rape.
Posted by: Uriah Creep at August 13, 2010 12:17 AM
As a few have said before,any regular from AD makes a movie,tv show,album,anything,I'm so there.
Posted by: nikolai at August 13, 2010 4:33 AM
You could do this with any actor. Promo shots are often very similar.
Posted by: ben at August 13, 2010 10:10 AM
That's just mean.
Posted by: , at August 13, 2010 10:24 AM
I would like to use my mom's all-purpose expression for Michael Cera, "puddin' face." But being puddin-faced is more about having ill-defined features, like Jessie Eisenberg or Jennifer Aniston. Cera's actually got really sharp features, they're just all crooked and weird. I think he's actually more of a hawk-face, a name I just invented.
Posted by: AM at August 13, 2010 12:10 PM
I LOVED MC in AD and Superbad but c'mon...
Anybody remembre Jon Heder? 'Nuff said...
Posted by: ChinaCat at August 13, 2010 6:04 PM
I agree, cera has only like 'one' role basically in movies. that kinda akward guy.
that said... GO see Scott Pilgrim. the movie is amazing visually and it's very entertaining. and at least (for once) Cera is playing a 22 year old, and as he IS 22. Maybe just MAYBE he's moving out of his god awful 'play a teenager cuz i look like i'm 16' phase and maybe he'll grow as an actor and be... GOOD.
Posted by: MergedLoki at August 16, 2010 5:05 AM
THAT is the best you could do for "Sexy Awkward"?!? He isn't exactly on my list or anything, but even out of these pictures that one is horrendously unsexy. You should have gotten one from Youth in Revolt with the molestache. Although, I suppose that would have defeated the purpose...