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Krasinki's definitely carrying Rudd's torch now. Since Marsden just knocked up that model after a one-night stand, his reputation may sully this kind of role in the future. Messina's too meh, and Kinnear's getting older so, I dunno, I think I'd echo the Adam Scott for sure, as well as Jake Johnson. Both awesome choices. I'm loving Happy Endings, so I also think Adam Pally, Damon Wayans Jr. and Zachary Knighton would be awesome choices. And, as weird as I am, I'd almost like to see Jonah Hill, because he seems so polite in interviews and....wait I lost you didn't I? Damn it.

Jay Baruchel is another excellent choice, despite having been leading man in a couple of cases.

Adam Scott!

I just adore Marsden.

Misterness and I got stuck in a hotel elevator with Paul Rudd and his wife and kids in L.A. It was the most surreal 5 minutes of our lives. Afterwards, we went up to our room, jumped up and down and squee'd. Paul Motherfucking Rudd.

Also, I think James Marsden cemented his status as the secondary interest in The Notebook.

Details, baby, details

I am so insanely jealous of you I might pass out.

Krasinski's head is way too large to be non-threatening. It's like one of those giant 8-slice toasters turned on its end. How can anyone relax near that thing?

Bryan Greenberg, now that's a face I'd never get tired of punching.

Right? And that picture of him looks very threatening to me.

I think Chris Pratt would work.

I so agree. He aquits himself admirably in the realms of both cute and goofy. Oh wait - does that make him a manic pixie dream boy? Perish the thought.

I'd take out Bryan Greenberg and put in Jake M. Johnson from New Girl. Greenberg is so boring he's like chloroform with a face.

This. Totally.

Jake M. Johnson, excellent choice.

I feel as though Chris Messina has a bit too much smolder to be wholly non-threatening...he's got a scotch of the mischievous bad boy in him. Just saying...

This list just reminds that I even though I know nothing about James Marsden's personal life, I really really wish he has a very happy love life, because MAN. Guy cannot get a break in movies.

Also, I'd always go for the cute non-threaning secondary guy. The leads are usually jerks (see: the only movie James Marsden gets the girl)

Holly, he was married to his high school sweetheart for a billion years and they were super-adorable... and they just separated. HUGE BUMMER.

http://www.celebitchy.com/2353...

DAMN IT.

I should not have clicked on that article. Tawdriness aside, I always end up hating Celebitchy. The Brazilian model "looks totally post-op". Fuck them.

I agree. Wish I didn't know that, because I think he's adorbs. I even watch 27 Dresses, just because of him.

The rational side of me read that and thought, "Poor guy" and then the irrational side screamed "HE'S SINGLE NOW??"

I still confused Marsden and Marsters, and catch myself thinking, "That's no Spike."

Paul Rudd is a leading man?
No, I'm serious. When did that happen?

Where have you been the last 5 years?

Yeah, I'm with you on that. The first person I thought of for this list is Paul Rudd.

Bonus #6- Mark Duplass, in a mainstream film debut.