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The 12 Crappiest Movies of Eddie Murphy’s Career

By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (23)



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Look, we can waste time wondering where things went wrong with Eddie Murphy’s career, but those reasons were already quite obvious within my review of Imagine That. In the few years since, Murphy has (unsurprisingly) failed to reclaim his former comedy stature. So we’ll just acknowledge the fact that, lately, he’s been coasting on Shrek movies (four of them) and their associated straight-to-DVD specials. After that, let’s take a quick glance at his very worst movies ever; and believe me, there are plenty to choose from.

Luckily for all of you rabid Bowfinger fans, that particular crappy movie doesn’t make this list. Why? Because Eddie Murphy’s collective filmmaking is just that bad that it makes Bowfinger look like Goodfellas.

Let’s do this.

Vampire In Brooklyn: Sure it was a horror comedy — the main problem, of course, was that it was neither scary nor funny.

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The Adventures of Pluto Nash: A case of mafia-directed arson of a moon nightclub. Never mind that there’s no oxygen on the moon — at least it had Randy Quaid as a sex-crazed robot. Oh wait.

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Harlem Nights: Sure, it’s got a shitload of profanity and a great cast of comedians. So why wasn’t it better?

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The Distinguished Gentleman: From con man to Congressman? High concept, low execution.

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Holy Man: Presumably, this was meant to be a gentle, feel-good comedy. Murphy was truly out of his element.

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I Spy: I spied Owen Wilson on a downward career trajectory!

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Showtime: Yet another crappy Robert De Niro movie.

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Shrek Forever After: Thank goodness it’s finally over. Murphy’s made so much money playing a jackass that it’s shameful.

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Daddy Day Care: Do I really have to justify this one?

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Imagine That: The scene where Murphy pours rotten, curdled milk into his cereal? It’s a lot like that.

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Norbit: Funny how this movie made me appreciate Tyler Perry’s version of a black man wearing a fat suit in drag.

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Doctor Dolittle: Even the animals looked embarrassed to be involved in this affair.

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And a little unexpected bonus number for you…

Beverly Hills Cop III: Axel Foley no longer a wiseass? Get outta here.

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Comments

All I hear is that god damn donkey every time the ads for Tower Heist come on.

F*ck DeNiro sold out.

Posted by: layla at November 2, 2011 2:19 PM

Are you seriously dissing Harlem Nights? What's wrong with you?

Posted by: Paultera at November 2, 2011 2:27 PM

Seriously? These are the WORST Eddie Murphy movies you can come up with?

I would posit that Meet Dave and The Haunted Mansion are worse than A Vampire in Brooklyn or Dr. Doolittle.

Posted by: MM at November 2, 2011 2:32 PM

I'll defend both Daddy Day Care and Dr. Doolittle. They may not be great movies, but they're great movies for kids. They have heart, they're not dirty, and the adults (with the exception of Steve Zahn in DDC) are not portrayed as bumbling fools. In other words, huge steps above the typical kid's movie.

Posted by: Spaz Monkey at November 2, 2011 2:36 PM

Boomerang and Metro are far lousier than Harlem Nights. That said, the man became one of the biggest stars in the world on the basis of two stand-up specials, 3.5 movies (Coming to America is terrible but great) and four seasons on SNL. That ain't bad.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 2, 2011 2:38 PM

Harlem Nights fella!! Really. That film had too many great scenes and lines to be on this list. But it's a list and most lists get shat upon so good try.

Posted by: Senor Chang! at November 2, 2011 2:54 PM

You're telling us that you think Nutty Professor 2: Meet the Klumps is better than Harlem Nights, AND you think you can get me to bite on your obvious Bowfinger trolling? Ha.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at November 2, 2011 2:55 PM

It might have been easier to say "Anything but Trading Places and Beverly Hills Cop."

Posted by: nat at November 2, 2011 3:00 PM

Will Eddie Murphy reference Norbit during his Oscar hosting duties? I hope so....There's so much potential to mock all these crap movies. I hope he doesn't shy away from making fun of himself.

Posted by: severine at November 2, 2011 3:01 PM

Save Daddy Day Care for when you have to do Ellie Fanning's 12 crapiest movies ten years from now.

Posted by: John W at November 2, 2011 3:10 PM

Or save it for Anjelica Huston's worst movie list.

Posted by: Craig at November 2, 2011 3:39 PM

All this article did was make me mad again that Bowfinger got included on the Steve Martin list.

Posted by: Fribbley at November 2, 2011 3:43 PM

holy shit. elle fanning in daddy day care? had no idea.

Posted by: ashley at November 2, 2011 4:45 PM

Aw man, I love Vampire in Brooklyn.

Posted by: Candee at November 2, 2011 6:12 PM

I have to give some love to "Distinguished Gentleman".

Until it kind of goes off the rails near the end, the movie has some frighteningly accurate portrayals of Capitol Hill life.

The scene where he gets a crappy office because he didn't participate in the lottery? Totally true; they are on the 5th floor of the Cannon building, and they used to have chicken wire cages for staff as supplementary office space.

Basically, I've seen nearly every vignette in that movie played out in real life.

Posted by: Pragmatist at November 2, 2011 8:55 PM

True. But have you ever seen the original Dr Dolittle? It's awesome!

Posted by: Inquisitive Mind at November 2, 2011 11:07 PM

I call foul on Harlem Nights. It may not be very funny, but it DOES have a very well-written crime story and very memorable scenes. And Richard Pryor's performance in that flick was genuinely heartfelt and powerful. In the scenes where he's talking with Murphy and trying to serve as a mentor to keep him away from criminal wrongdoing you can feel the fatherly concern he has.

Norbit should top this list, though. Never have I felt LITERAL pain from watching a movie until I saw that one. It's like the script was directly lifted off the Necronomicon.

Posted by: Danny from Puerto Rico at November 3, 2011 9:44 AM

Didn't Norbit cost Murphy an Oscar for Dreamgirls? And why isn't Dreamgirls on the list? What a load of crap that was. That diddy Jennifer Hudson squawked out is one of the worst songs ever written.

Posted by: Kirbyjay at November 3, 2011 10:07 AM

Sorry Harlem Nights does not belong on this list. Fabulous cast and tons of great lines.
For some reason I like Holy Man, and it has nothing to do with my obsession with Jeff Goldblum, well maybe a little but there was something about it I really liked.

Posted by: daria at November 3, 2011 11:27 AM

I'd say this about The Distinguished Gentleman: at least the man had impeccably manicured nails. French tips, all classy 'n' shit.

Posted by: piedlourde at November 3, 2011 12:42 PM

I have been chastised for YEARS for my usually unwelcomed distaste for Harlem Nights, I have seen it several times, and yes when Della tells Eddie she is about to cut him and then he shoots her baby toe off, its funny, kinda... and a couple of other scenes, but collectively that movie sucks donkey ass.

Y'all need to ease up on Boomerang, that movie was probably the most honest movie Eddie ever did,(and granted thats not saying much) he was the straight man which was rare...and most important, to me at least, is it was the last Eddie Murphy movie I liked, so I give him a pass on that movie; Leave Boomerang alone dammit!!!

Posted by: NGG at November 3, 2011 2:11 PM

Dr. Doolittle's not bad and Norm McDonald dog should have been sold in stores. I'm just relieved my childhood was spared any ill will for The Golden Child. That movie's ridic, but it's not bad.

Posted by: valerie at November 3, 2011 6:02 PM

At least Daddy Daycare had Cheap Trick in it.

Posted by: TurnipTheRadio at November 5, 2011 11:00 PM