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The 11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Martin's Career

By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (81)



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Steve Martin will always hold a special place in my decrepit little black heart. Not only do I appreciate his classic “SNL” contributions like “King Tut,” but he was one of the undisputed kings of comedy in the late 1970s and throughout the 1980s. Unfortunately, comedians aren’t built to last. While Martin enjoyed a damn good run, something went terribly wrong with Martin’s cinematic barometer after the first Father of the Bride movie. The year was 1991, and Martin turned into a parody of himself with a string of really substandard movies (Grand Canyon; HouseSitter; Leap of Faith; And the Band Played On; A Simple Twist of Fate; and Mixed Nuts) that led to the ill-advised Father of the Bride Part IIl. Not only Martin had caught sequel-itis but remake-itis as well, and it was clear that the spark of the previously gifted comic was on the wane. After several more clunkers, Steve tried to go indie by starring with Claire Danes in Shopgirl, in which he tried to pull a Bill Murray-styled career resurrection in manner of an older, established guy romancing a younger, aimless girl. Think Lost in Translation except quirkier and much less profound, and don’t call it a comeback.

In recent years, Martin has still been unable to get his mojo back. This weekend, he further complicates matters by co-starring in The Big Year, a.k.a., “Owen Wilson and Jack Black’s Birdwatching Movie.” Maybe Martin will make another cameo in “SNL” to help remind us of his former prowess, but let’s not hold our breaths, shall we? Instead, let’s quickly review some of his worst movies ever:

Mixed Nuts: A crisis hotline on Christmas? It was supposed to be a bizarre movie, but it bordered upon the ridiculous.

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Bringing Down the House: This is a tough pill to swallow, for I think I’m one of seven people who actually liked this movie. Still, the only discernible appeal here was Queen Latifah (“Living Single” 4EVA!).

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The Pink Panther 2: As a writer and an actor, Martin lost a lot of goodwill for remaking a role played by the legendary Peter Sellers and dumbing it down in the process.

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Housesitter: Martin and Goldie Hawn were most decidedly not a match made in comic heaven. This story of a wacky con artist was merely annoying.

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The Out-Of-Towners: For whatever reason, Martin and Hawn chose to reunite for an even worse movie. The second time was not a charm.

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Sgt. Bilko: Martin murders another hit series (the original starred Phil Silvers) in this remake.

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Leap of Faith: The poster pretty much says it all about this cheesy movie. Further elaboration would be pointless.

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The Lonely Guy: The perfect woman jogs into Martin’s life and completely ruins it! Also, what’s up with the dog on the bicycle handles?

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Novocaine: A comedy about dentistry — what could possibly go wrong? Not even Helena Bonham Carter could save this one.

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Cheaper By the Dozen: More wretchedly concocted holiday cheer coming right at ya.

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A Simple Twist of Fate: What was it that I said about Steve Martin and his awful Christmas movies? Well, add a really obnoxious kid, and here’s another one.

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And a little unexpected bonus number for you…

Bowfinger: Seriously, it wasn’t that funny.

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Comments

Back off Mixed Nuts, sister. It has Madeline Kahn. It has Jon Stewart on roller blades. It has LIEV SCHRIBER IN DRAG.

Posted by: fenchurch at October 12, 2011 2:14 PM

"Amm-BuurrrgAArr"

Posted by: John G. at October 12, 2011 2:16 PM

I'll always have a soft spot for the white haired banjo player, but, yeah, his movie choices were made by his agent throwing darts at pinned up scripts. Oh, to be roller skating in an L.A. art gallery again!

Posted by: Bob Frapples at October 12, 2011 2:17 PM

fenchurch: What? What? WTF? Damn, I'm sold.

Posted by: MM at October 12, 2011 2:18 PM

fenchurch: Agreed. I have an abiding affection for Mixed Nuts. After all, it did bring us Drag Liev for the first time, as well as awesome Madeline Kahn. Plus, I love Anthony LaPaglia and Juliette Lewis.

Posted by: Siege at October 12, 2011 2:24 PM

Fun Fact: I liked Bowfinger and Housesitter.

Posted by: sars at October 12, 2011 2:25 PM

I'm sorry, but I refuse to accept the concept that Steve Martin couldn't possibly be funny playing a dentist. I love Little Shop of Horrors too much for that.

Posted by: A-schaef at October 12, 2011 2:25 PM

I've always loved Steve Martin...

and I really liked Bringing Down the House as well. It's one of those movies that I really enjoy to watch, but never put it in myself. If someone else is watching it, or it's playing on TV I'll probably stop and watch.

I actually own Mixed Nuts, but I've never seen it.

I tried watching the new Pink Panther...but I fell asleep, and I knew it would be shit anyway.

Posted by: Candee at October 12, 2011 2:31 PM

Bowfinger was that funny, so you can just shut up your face.

Posted by: superasente at October 12, 2011 2:33 PM

I love Mixed Nuts!!

"Hey! Hey! I'm stuck in the elevator, help me please!!"

Madeline Kahn rocks my damn world.

Also, my favorite Steve Martin movie (or possibly one of my favorite movies in general) is All of Me, with Lily Tomlin. There is no funnier physical comedy than this.
http://youtu.be/LkS3fUImcZE

Posted by: MyySharona at October 12, 2011 2:35 PM

He's got a Murphy-esque penchant for remaking classic family comedies that really didn't deserve the desecration. Come to think of it, so did Robin Williams for a time.

Posted by: Jerry at October 12, 2011 2:37 PM

Is this a trolling post? Because The Lonely Guy is quite honestly one of the very best movies ever made ever.

Posted by: abbytron at October 12, 2011 2:41 PM

Mixed Nuts totally doesn't belong on this list! I love that movie. Mostly due to Drag Liev and Madeline Kahn, but still.

Posted by: Jeni at October 12, 2011 2:47 PM

Bowfinger?!?

BOWFINGER!?!?


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Posted by: renaldo at October 12, 2011 2:50 PM

This is a ridiculous, unnecessary post. The Lonely Guy is brilliant, and Bowfinger and Housesitter are two of his funnier movies in the last few years. Back off the Steve, now.

Posted by: xoxoxoe at October 12, 2011 2:50 PM

Bowfinger IS that funny. Last good film by Martin and Murphy.

Posted by: Renton at October 12, 2011 2:50 PM

Bowfinger is a gem and I will thank you kindly to retract your distaste for it, madam.

That massively excessive tagline for The Lonely Guy is some of the worst marketing I've ever seen. You might as well put the whole screenplay on there.

Posted by: Paultera at October 12, 2011 2:54 PM

So, so wrong about Bowfinger.
So wrong about Housesitter.
Wrong about Mixed Nuts.
If this is the one Charles Grodin is in, wrong about The Lonely Guy.

I've never seen it, but you do realize that Shopgirl is based on a book (which I have read - it's pretty good) written by Steve Martin, right?

I bet It's Complicated is worse than any of the movies I mentioned.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at October 12, 2011 2:54 PM

Martin's prior legacy of quality gives him a pass as far as I'm concerned. He's still a fine writer and plays a mean banjo, even if he does pay the bills with weak role choices now.

Yes, Bowfinger is every bit as funny as its biggest fans say it is.

And if you haven't seen Mamet's The Spanish Prisoner, check it out.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 12, 2011 2:55 PM

Ok, that Lonely Guy poster? It's terrible. Kanye would interrupt another poster's existence to declare it the worst movie poster of all time.

Posted by: KatSings at October 12, 2011 2:56 PM

I love that I have a friend to whom I can respond "so, it was Mixed Nuts" after he described a holiday gathering, and he laughingly agreed. Neither of us have have seen it, but it's a very handy shorthand.

Posted by: Jay at October 12, 2011 2:56 PM

I love Mixed Nuts!!
"Hey! Hey! I'm stuck in the elevator, help me please!!"

This. I sing this to myself. And then I sort of cry laugh.

Posted by: coveredinbees at October 12, 2011 3:01 PM

Agree with some of the choices, disagree with others. I will not ask you to go fuck yourself for disliking The Lonely Guy and Bowfinger. I will ask you, however, to have a couple of sour grapes because I cannot conceive of somebody having different taste than me. If you want to go fuck yourself anyway, I hope you do it because it brings you pleasure. Or because you have some Freudian issues that need some attention.

Posted by: Sofia at October 12, 2011 3:03 PM

And since we're talking about the Lonely Guy poster. That dog isn't riding on the handlebars. Look closely and you'll see it's a bicycle built for two and the dog is sitting on the front seat.

Not saying that makes it better, but if we're going to be ridiculing things, let's make sure they're the right things. #pedantic

But I did like Bowfinger pretty well, too.

Posted by: NateS1973 at October 12, 2011 3:04 PM

I LOVED Bowfinger! That shouldn't be on the list.

Steve Martin can make some stinkers though. I truly love him and wish he would make better choices. He's so smart and witty, some of the choices he's made are a bit embarrassing.

Posted by: wsapnin at October 12, 2011 3:14 PM

Uh, Bowfinger is pretty great.

Posted by: seth at October 12, 2011 3:15 PM

How could he possible be lonely? He has a bicycle-riding dog!

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 12, 2011 3:18 PM

Possibly, that is. I'm going to attribute that typo to Martin's French Clouseau accent. I.e., /pos - e - blU/.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 12, 2011 3:20 PM

Sorry Housesitter is like Overboard. Gotta watch it any time it comes on.
And Debra Winger was delish in Leap of Faith.

Posted by: grumpyoldman at October 12, 2011 3:46 PM

You know And The Band Played On was not a substandard movie by any means. It was a hell of a task to turn that book into a movie that told the story accurately and still kept people interested. Not only did it hold audience attention but to date it is one of the primary sources of information on the origins of the AIDS crisis for most people who don't work in that field.
It was made at a time when there was still a lot of HIV/AIDS phobia going around and many actors turned down roles in it because of that so kudos to Martin for being willing to participate.
And by the way, Rotten Tomatoes gives it a 100% Fresh rating. Even the critics who didn't love it gave it high marks.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 12, 2011 3:50 PM

"Sgt. Bilko" is a pretty stupid movie overall, but there are a scenes that kill me. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who likes that movie.

Posted by: Matt K at October 12, 2011 3:56 PM

Is there ANY worse "recommendation" *copughcondemnation* of a movie than a quote from Larry "The Cadaver" King (on Bringing Down the House) saying "The funniest movie ever!"?

There is not.

Posted by: klingonfree at October 12, 2011 3:59 PM

Bowfinger is clever and funny, you are not.
A Simple Twist of fate was not a comedy.
Mixed Nuts, Housesitter and the Queen Latifa movie are silly.

Go back and try again.

Posted by: the other Courtney at October 12, 2011 4:07 PM

It bears repeating:

Steve's hookers and blow aren't going to pay for themselves.

And by "hookers and blow", I mean Lichtensteins and banjo strings

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 12, 2011 4:10 PM

Wasn't A Simple Twist of Fate an update of Silas Marner?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 12, 2011 4:13 PM

I'm proud that we're not hating on Roxanne. The developmentally disabled should never be mocked.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at October 12, 2011 4:16 PM

I think Leap of Faith is a pretty good movie. Not brilliant, but certainly way better than terrible. It's not nearly as cheesy in practice as the poster for it.

Posted by: Sara Tonin at October 12, 2011 4:41 PM

So, I'm the only one here who actually liked 'Novocaine'? How odd.

Posted by: greg at October 12, 2011 4:42 PM

A few pretty words and you're counting ceiling tiles!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 12, 2011 4:48 PM

I liked Mixed Nuts. Also, Steve Martin signed my daughter's guitar at Bonnaroo last year. He gets a pass from me for a lot of crap just for that.

Posted by: Young_Grandma_Ben at October 12, 2011 5:19 PM

I love Sgt. Bilko!

Posted by: nibbler at October 12, 2011 5:28 PM

Just here to defend Bowfinger. Keep It Together, bedhead, that movie rocks and points a lovely middle finger at scientology, what's not to like?

Posted by: Melody Be at October 12, 2011 5:32 PM

Uh...Bowfinger wasn't that funny.

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at October 12, 2011 5:35 PM

Oh, yawn. Bowfinger was excellent.

Posted by: Grafty at October 12, 2011 5:44 PM

I guess I'm among the few who agree with you on Bowfinger. I wanted to like it, but didn't find it particularly clever or funny. I love the stuff he did in the 80s: Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, The Man with Two Brains, etc.

Posted by: kronos at October 12, 2011 6:53 PM

Come on, Bowfinger is one of the greatest comedies of the last fifteen years, and certainly the last really good movie of both Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy.

And you may have forgotten about Cheapen by the Dozen 2... sorry for remembering it...

Posted by: zito at October 12, 2011 6:59 PM

The inclusion of the The Lonely Guy completely invalidates this list.

Leap of Faith was good.

A Simple Twist of Fate wasn't bad, it was just not your typical Steve Martin movie or performance I found it and him quite charming.

Mixed Nuts would fall into the disappointing rather than bad category. I like it, but with that cast it should have been so much better.

He did a great job on his roles in And the Band Played On and Grand Canyon and the movies weren't that bad. Pic your favorite actor with as many credits as Steve Martin, I'm sure I can find 11 movies worse than those two.

Posted by: LwoodPDowd at October 12, 2011 7:06 PM

Aside from the cop-out ending I really loved the smary sleeze of the traveling church show in Leap of Faith. I have to agree with other commentors Mixed Nuts, And the Band Played On*, and Housesitter are all good movies.

Posted by: ArmaAngelus at October 12, 2011 7:18 PM

Another thumbs up for Bowfinger, but I gotta say, Eddie Murphy provided a lot of the laughs. Still, a good script by Martin.

Posted by: Judith at October 12, 2011 7:21 PM

He gets all the thumbs down ever for putting his filthy paws all over my beloved Pink Panther movies. There is no forgiveness possible from me after that.

Posted by: noodlestein at October 12, 2011 8:03 PM

I loved Leap of Faith.
Same for The Lonely Guy: maybe not "Jerk" funny, but still hilarious.
Grodin rocks that thing! In a lonely pathetic kinda way....

Posted by: Odnon. at October 12, 2011 8:06 PM

BOWFINGER "wasn't that funny"? You mean it's not as funny as THE GENERAL, SOME LIKE IT HOT, A FISH NAMED WANDA? I agree with you there.

But BOWFINGER is funnier than 80% of the comedies released in the last 20 years.

Posted by: Pat C. at October 12, 2011 8:12 PM

Huh? The Lonely Guy is a Steve Martin classic. And Grand Canyon and And The Band Played On are both fine films, with And The Band Played On being probably the best movie regarding the AIDS crisis ever made (sorry Philadelphia).

And if you're making fun of his films of the 90s, you have to mention perhaps the best performance of his career: The Spanish Prisoner. He was just terrific in that movie, which is classic Mamet.

Posted by: SameOnYou at October 12, 2011 9:56 PM

If I liked And the Band Played On, does that make a homo??

Posted by: handy_man at October 12, 2011 11:01 PM

Bowfinger?

I bet your the kind of person that purposely preps a kid for diarrhea and then sends him to sit on Santa Claus's lap at the mall. The first kid nonetheless!

I hope you get Carpel Tunnel!

Posted by: googergieger at October 13, 2011 12:56 AM

I liked Bowfinger. Much better than what passed for comedy these days.

Posted by: Diviya at October 13, 2011 1:29 AM

Why add Bowfinger? Why? I was with you up unitl that one. I was also almost willing to go along with you about Bringing Down The House but not now, nuh uh. Sorry A.B.

Posted by: Candy at October 13, 2011 1:33 AM

I assume that Bowfinger was only mentioned in the list in order to make sure that there would be a lot of angry posts defending it. I's kind of an antherm for us loser, small potato filmmakers (like Ed Wood), and hardly worthy of being on Steve Martin's war crimes list.

Has he ever NOT had white hair?

Posted by: Leftylad at October 13, 2011 2:31 AM

Bowfinger was funny.

Posted by: Jakob Montrasio at October 13, 2011 4:44 AM

Thanks for this list! And especially thanks for including Bowfinger!

After all, now I know your list has at least on grave error in it I can check out the recommendations people have given for Mixed Nuts and The Lonely Guy, the first of which actually looks like it could have promise.

Posted by: Ender at October 13, 2011 5:02 AM

I think you got it just right. Father of the Bride. Slip and slide to mediocre hell right after. And I loved the guy. I still have his old records. Something went from genius to just dull and bad. I hope this latest try works, but I seriously don't think the guy has it at all anymore. Kinda like Eddie Murphy.

Posted by: Protoguy at October 13, 2011 5:37 AM

I literally have never laughed so hard as when I saw bowfinger in the theaters. That movie is the sh*t! I am happy to see others defending, I was worried I was alone in my love.

Posted by: homeslice at October 13, 2011 5:52 AM

Bowfinger, Housesitter and Mixed Nuts all awesome. Troll post.

Posted by: nrvs at October 13, 2011 6:27 AM

The Lonely Guy had some exquisitely observed little moments, thanks mostly to Charles Grodin, the king of observing little moments exquisitely. It made total sense that a recluse, upon hearing his phone ring for the first time in God knows when, would practice saying "hello" just before picking up the receiver. I loved that.

Posted by: sansho1 at October 13, 2011 7:20 AM

The Lonely Guy poster... What the hell is going on? Did he steal that dog from that woman? Is he bike-raping it? Are those corpses in the background? Where is that impossibly white and wide path leading to?

It's leading to us.

Posted by: zeke the pig at October 13, 2011 7:30 AM

I have to chime in with Paddy Dog regarding the love for And the Band Played On. It's a very good adaptation (not perfect) of a fantastic book. If you lived through the AIDS crisis and lost dear friends to it, you will have your heart broken all over again when reading it because it captures so much of the frustration and fear of the time. Plus it was a huge ensemble cast so I'm not sure how it qualifies as a "Steve Martin" movie.

Also, Martin not only starred in Shop Girl, but he wrote the book. So he wasn't exactly trying to emulate Bill Murray, merely adapting his own story.

Posted by: Wednesday at October 13, 2011 7:40 AM

I, too, think that Leap of Faith is a pretty good movie. Thing is, they marketed it as a comedy, when it's rather a dark satire.

Posted by: FabMax at October 13, 2011 9:37 AM

Can't speak for the "family" comedies Martin keeps churning out but Bowfinger and Novocaine were both pretty damn good. I don't think I would call Novocaine a comedy, though.

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 13, 2011 9:43 AM

I'll see your " Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" and "The Man With Two Brains" and raise " The Jerk".
I find it interesting that while many people hate some of his movies, nobody hates him. You may enjoy Baldwin and Timberlake on SNL now, but there was never a better guest host on that show than Steve Martin.

Posted by: kirbyjay at October 13, 2011 10:16 AM

"Ok, that Lonely Guy poster? It's terrible. Kanye would interrupt another poster's existence to declare it the worst movie poster of all time."

Agreed. The discrepancy between that Poster and the Movie could span oceans. The film itself feels like a sequel to The Jerk.

Posted by: gutpunchprod at October 13, 2011 10:20 AM

I agree with renaldo.

Bowfinger was fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Avaldivia at October 13, 2011 10:37 AM

Bowfinger, Mixed Nuts, and Sgt. Bilko should not be on this list. They were all great.

Posted by: Krazy Joe at October 13, 2011 1:18 PM

I must be the only person who kinda liked Leap of Faith.

Posted by: Kobie at October 13, 2011 10:13 PM

Mixed Nuts does not belong on this list. I agree with the rest, but Mixed nuts is my favorite Christmas movie. It's like a perfectly choreographed dance routine. It is comedy art. Watch it again. Seriously. Watch it again, right now.

Posted by: goracus at October 14, 2011 1:29 AM

This thread reminded me of what an insanely great run he had. I own and love 11 of the following DVD's, not bad for a 13 year spread.
1979 The Jerk
1981 Pennies from Heaven
1982 Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
1983 The Man with Two Brains
1984 The Lonely Guy/All of Me
1986 Three Amigos/Little Shop of Horrors
1987 Roxanne/Planes, Trains & Automobiles
1988 Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
1989 Parenthood
1990 My Blue Heaven
1991 LA Story

The only reason I don't own all of them is that when I would see them in the store I assume I own them and don't buy them so I don't end up with duplicates (the same way I ended up with two holy grails, two Valley Girls, two Millers Crossing and a couple others I can't remember right now.)

Posted by: LwoodPDowd at October 14, 2011 4:30 AM

Shit, should have gone one more year, just remembered I own Leap of Faith from 1992.

Posted by: LwoodPDowd at October 14, 2011 4:31 AM

Why is Steve Martin wearing the same pants on three of these movie posters?

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