Pajiba's First Annual Woodie Awards

By Joanna Robinson | Seriously Random Lists | April 25, 2011 |

And listen, you plebs, you can't just roll out of the make-up trailer and put on a non-performance of that caliber. It's not simply bad acting and it takes months and months of indifference to achieve. So let's revel in the very best Wooden Acting 2010 had to offer. You'll see some faces both familiar and new. These are truly the dead-eyed, the leaden featured, the dullards. We'll ne'er see their like again.

Most Wooden Achievement By An Actor In A Leading Role:
Channing Tatum Dear John
Most Wooden Achievement By An Actress In A Leading Role:
Kristen Stewart The Runaways
Most Wooden Achievement By An Actor In A Supporting Role:
Sir Ben Kingsley Prince of Persia
Most Wooden Achievement By An Actress In A Supporting Role:
Megan Fox Jonah Hex
Most Wooden Achievement By An Ensemble:
The Cast of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Breakthrough Wooden Achievements:
Noah Ringer and Nicola Peltz The Last Airbender

Joanna Robinson is curious how many boats Sir Ben Kingsley really needs. Don't you have enough of our BloodRayne money, sir? Email! Twitter!

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