"New Girl's" Nick Miller's 12 Ways to Achieve a Perfectly Content Existence
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"New Girl" Nick Miller's 12 Ways to Achieve a Perfectly Content Existence

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | May 22, 2013 | Comments ()


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1. Leisure time is important.

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2. Rank your priorities.

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3. Focus your efforts on the things in your life that really matter.

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4. Listen to your body, even when what it's saying is not necessarily accepted by the mainstream.

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5. Optimism is overrated.

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6. Life is cyclical. If things are not going well for you, wait a while.

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7. You don't have to aim high.

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8. If things get difficult, retreat into seclusion. Moonwalk away, if necessary.

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9. Never trust a door.

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10. Avoid uncomfortable places.

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11. Let loose. Get weird.

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12. Get some occasional unstructured exercise.

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If you follow all of Nick Miller's advice, contentedness will be yours.

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