In Celebration Of Helen Mirren: 20 Other “Older” Babes Who’ve Still Got It
By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (64)
The Debt hits theaters this weekend and stars the still sexy, 66-year-old Dame Helen Mirren. In honor of Mirren, who can still admirably rock a bikini, I thought it fitting to produce a list of twenty other hot actress babes who just happen to be “old” by Hollywood standards. Qualifications for inclusion include the following: (1) No obvious plastic surgeries and no Botox monsters allowed, which entirely rules out someone like Nicole Kidman or even Ellen Barkin; (2) Must possess a modicum of talent because, here at Pajiba, we like our eye candy to have other redeemable values other than, you know, being entirely shaggable; (3) Must be at least 40-years-old. Let’s get on with this show, shall we?
Julianne Moore (51): Because, basically, I’d have been shot for leaving her off this list
Heather Graham (41): She’s just as hot as when she was Rollergirl, and those wayward nipples don’t hurt either.
Mary-Louise Parker (47): She’s quite the definition of ageless beauty and could easily pass for being in her late twenties.
Salma Hayek (45): It’s that saucy Latina rack and come hither look that landed her a billionaire, not that she needed to do so.
Jeri Ryan (43): Admit it — she’s the only reason that you started tuning into “Star Trek: Voyager.”
Elizabeth Shue (47): She’ll babysit you anytime and kick your ass too in Piranha 3D.
Lucy Liu (42): She made last week’s list of Action Jolie candidates & she’ll cut your head off without a second thought if you insult her heritage.
Marisa Tomei (46): A few years ago, she played a stripper alongside Mickey Rourke’s rourked face in The Wrestler. Lifetime respect for this one.
Halle Berry (45): While she’s got a reputation for drama in her personal life, Berry’s still got one hell of a bod and an amazing smile.
Diane Lane (46): Seriously, how did Josh Brolin get so lucky as to land her?
Monica Bellucci (46): She’s the quintessential Italian beauty. And knockers.
Heather Locklear (49): While she’s nobody’s idea of a classically talented actress, Locklear has singlehandedly saved multiple nighttime dramas and comedies. Could you do that?
Famke Janssen (46): Those thighs could still make James Bond weep for his life.
Michelle Pfeiffer (53): While her beauty has inevitably faded ever so slightly, she’s resisted going the way of the knife.
Robin Wright (45): Okay, she looks a little bit rougher than she did as Princess Buttercup, but you would too after putting up with Sean Penn for nearly two decades.
Naomi Watts (42): She’s gorgeous, has great acting range, and hasn’t done the botox thing like her BFF, Kidman.
Juliette Binoche (47): She’s endured alongside the likes of Ralph Fiennes and Johnny Depp, and those cheekbones know no rival.
Sophie Marceau (44): Another former bond girl stands out from the crowd. Great pits too.
Lauren Graham (44): Two words: Bad Santa
Sandra Bullock (47): She’s truly America’s sweetheart and only gets better with age, and that’s not a cliché when it comes to Sandy.
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Comments
Posted by: BWeaves at August 31, 2011 2:11 PM
I call shenanigans!
1. I am not on this list.
2. Heather Graham has no talent. And WTF is going on with her nipples?
3. Heather Locklear is botoxed out the wazoo, as is Jeri Ryan.
4. Robin Wright is the only one here with a natural face.