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Christian Bale's 9 Least Aesthetically Pleasing Characters

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | September 13, 2011 | Comments ()


It's fair to say, in fact, that no lead actor is less vain than Christian Bale. Brad Pitt may grow a beard, but Christian Bale will lose 100 pounds. Oh sure, George Clooney put on a few pounds of Syriana, but Christian Bale fucking became a meth addict for The Fighter. Charlize Theron uglified herself for Monster and got herself an immediate Oscar. Christian Bale has been showing up for 25 years, putting on impressive performances, and doing God knows what to his body, and he didn't get that Oscar until last year. He's a fucking beast of an actor, and while he's clearly got an acting ego, he doesn't give a damn what he looks like.

To demonstrate, here are Christian Bale's 9 Least Aesthetically Pleasing Characters.

Little Women

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Velvet Goldmine

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Mother, Mary of Jesus

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Reign of Fire

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Terminator: Salvation

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3:10 to Yuma

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Rescue Dawn

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The Fighter

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The Machinist

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