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All in the Family

By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (35)



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See that pretty boy up there? Does he remind you of anyone? Better yet, do you even know who he is? I do, because…well, he’s a pretty boy and I make it my business to keep up with the pretty boys. And men. And women. My life is very full, but never too full for beauty — we’re supposed to stop and smell the roses but if it’s the middle of winter and there are no roses, we must amuse ourselves with pretty pictures.

Anyway, I’m sure there was a point to all this. Oh yes, famously related people we don’t know are related. While doing my very important Pajiba research, I often stumble upon little tidbits that surprise me. Sometimes it’s porn, sometimes not; some things can be shared and others… For instance, when I searched for an image on that actor in the header pic, there were plenty of naked posterior shots. I didn’t mind too much; I do what I have to in the name of a seriously random list. So here you go, in no discernible order, the top five unknown Hollywood relations:

5. Your mission, Phelps, is to uncover your brother:

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Star of the real (I refuse to acknowledge Tom Cruise’s version) “Mission Impossible,” Golden Globe and Emmy winner, Peter Graves managed to hide the fact that he had a famous brother: “Gunsmoke” Marshal Matt Dillon himself, James Arness. Graves had a fantastic career right up until his death at age 83, starring in both television and in films like Stalag 17, The Night of the Hunter, Airplane! and a number of cameos in Men in Black II, Addams Family Values and House on Haunted Hill. Emmy nominated, Arness, in addition to heading up “Gunsmoke” and “How the West Was Won,” also dabbled in film (Them!, The Thing and several outings with pal John Wayne, including The Sea Chase).

4. The “Star Trek” connection: Chris Pine:

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Who knew? Even with the same last names, I never put these two together. Long before baby-faced Chris Pine won the coveted role of Captain James T. Kirk in Underdog’s film version of Star Trek, his daddy, Robert had guest starring roles on both “Star Trek: Enterprise” and “Star Trek: Voyager.” But Robert Pine is likely best known for his role as Sergeant Joseph Getraer on the television series “CHiPs”; since then he has made appearances in many shows and films including “Six Feet Under,” Independence Day, Lost in Space, Lakeview Terrace and “Big Love.” Young Chris’s film career seems to be ripe for take-off and he has several upcoming roles, including reprising Kirk in the 2012 Star Trek sequel.

3. Jennifer Jason Leigh, you’ve just entered The Twilight Zone:

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Apropos of nothing, it’s really hard to find a picture of Jennifer Jason Leigh happily smiling. I might be related to her myself. But no, turns out that she of Single White Female and Margot at the Wedding fame is actually the daughter of Vic Morrow. Morrow was a pretty big television actor, heading up a show called “Combat!” in the 60s, then guest roles on “Mannix,” “Mission Impossible,”Charlie’s Angels” and “Roots.” He appeared in a couple of films, Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry, The Bad News Bears, but his career was cut short when he (along with two child actors) was tragically killed in a horrific accident during the filming of Twilight Zone: The Movie. I suppose people might wonder if Morrow’s death affected Jennifer’s acting, but let’s be honest — she was already digging in the dirt. Still, knowing your father was decapitated might affect your film role choices (eXistenZ) and your ability to smile. Jason-Leigh’s mother, Barbara Turner, is also a screenwriter who has dabbled in acting (Margot at the Wedding)

2. To the Moon, Jason Patric!:

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Jason Patric is the son of Academy Award nominated actor and Pulizer Prize winning playwright, Jason Miller (That Championship Season, The Exorcist) and the grandson of television legend, Jackie Gleason (“The Honeymooners,” The Hustler, Smokey and the Bandit II, Nothing in Common). Patric started off his career by appearing in Solarbabies and The Lost Boys and he then famously ran off with Julia Roberts when she dumped Kiefer Sutherland. But apparently Kiefer didn’t hold a grudge (bullet dodged, dude) as he and Patric have remained friends and are getting ready to appear together on Broadway in the 2011 revival of his father’s play. Patric’s pedigree and talent should have spawned a better career than it has; he did receive accolades for his performance in Your Friends & Neighbors and Expired.

1. Number One and Laura:

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Man, I don’t care if I lose all my street cred, this one rocks my world. (Street cred? Who am I kidding?) Back when my grandmother was still alive, she watched her “stories” every day — right after lunch and a nap (smart woman). When I spent summers at her house, drowning myself in meatballs and cakes and pies, I’d join in and hey, who knew bad acting was addictive? In the 80s, I guess everyone did, because everyone watched “General Hospital” or at least knew who Luke and Laura (Genie Francis) were.

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In one of the most crazy, controversial love stories ever told, Laura fell in love with and married her rapist and the world stopped to watch. Later on down the 80s road, a little show called “Star Trek: The Next Generation caused women around the world to crush on either Jean-Luc Picard or Number One, Commander William T. Riker (Jonathan Frakes) — or both. Somewhere in the middle, Frakes and Francis met working together on a nightime cheese fest called “Bare Essence.” The two got married and have been together ever since.

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Everybody say, “Aaaaaw!” Frakes has gone on to direct a couple of Star Trek films (First Contact, Insurrection) and executive produce “Roswell.” Francis (whose father Ivor was also an actor) sporadically appears in cable movies and seems to return to “GH” every few years.

So there you have it. Buried among the Baldwins and the Estevez/Sheens are the hidden connections, many of them to stars of years gone by. But it’s pretty cool to discover that say, Rebecca De Mornay used to be Ryan O’Neal’s daughter-in-law and Deborah Winger used to be married to Timothy Hutton and is currently married to Arliss Howard (Full Metal Jacket, “Medium”). Peace out, y’all. I’ve got to get back to my “research.”









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Comments

Wait, there was a multi-death tragedy on the set of The Twilight Zone Movie? I need to know more about that! I can't believe I didn't know about it before!

Posted by: JenVegas at February 9, 2011 2:39 PM

Jason Patric and Jennifer Jason Leigh were in one of my all time favourite movies together, Rush. Tears in Heaven, written and performed by Eric Clapton, and was a tribute to his son Connor, was also on the soundtrack for this movie.

Posted by: Jadine at February 9, 2011 2:46 PM

Jen, besides Vic Morrow, 2 child actors were killed by helicopter blades. John Landis and several others were charged, tried and acquitted of manslaughter.

Posted by: clatie at February 9, 2011 2:46 PM

How would Jackie Gleason have felt about Speed 2?

Posted by: sars at February 9, 2011 2:54 PM

Seriously? Chris Pine and Robert Pine are related? Never in a million years...

/make my Riker bearded

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 9, 2011 2:55 PM

The reason Jason Patric's career didn't take off is because he has all the charisma and acting talent of a footstool. And unlike Keanu Reeves, he's not cute enough to distract everyone from his talent void.

Posted by: Siege at February 9, 2011 3:06 PM

Since this list is kind of Star Trek-y, I'll point out that Alexander Siddig is Malcolm McDowell's nephew.

Posted by: Todd at February 9, 2011 3:06 PM

This reminds me of a super cynical list I read on IMDB about nepotism.

http://www.imdb.com/list/-TQUPwZiKSs/

Posted by: joelboy at February 9, 2011 3:08 PM

I've read up on that Vic Morrow / Twilight Zone story a few times; it was horrific and controversial. Because I spent a lot of time in my youth reading Roger Ebert movie reviews, the offshoot of that incident that most sticks out in my mind for whatever reason was Ebert's reaction to Jennifer Jason Leigh's appearance in the Rutger Hauer version of The Hitcher. Ebert gave the movie zero stars for several reasons, but he made a point of condemning the film for including a scene with a helicopter accident, thus stirring up her trauma.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at February 9, 2011 3:46 PM

Riker's starting to look like The Shat these days, ammirite?

Posted by: AM at February 9, 2011 3:47 PM

Just discovered the other day that Toby Stephens is Dame Maggie Smith's son. Strong talent genes in that family.

Posted by: Jess at February 9, 2011 3:56 PM

Helicopter accident in The Hitcher? How do I not remember this? It didn't have anything to do with JJL's character did it? I must have been distracted by the finger fries.

And boy was Ebert wrong to give that movie no stars.

Posted by: ed newman at February 9, 2011 4:18 PM

I'm assuming you didn't write that list, joelboy, so I'll go ahead and say that was really fucking stupid. Holding up Casey Affleck as an example of Hollywood's degraded standards due to nepotism? What the hell?!

Posted by: Todd at February 9, 2011 4:20 PM

Wow, Jason Patric. Now we have generational proof of how ugly talented men marrying hot actresses/models eventually will create better looking, less talented spawn.

Posted by: mfg at February 9, 2011 4:46 PM

Interesting list. I knew about the Graves/Arness connection, but not about the others. And a round of applause to Todd for the Alexander Siddig/Malcolm McDowell connection.

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 9, 2011 4:47 PM

Jonathan Frakes is starting to turn grey. He's turning into...

Dare I say it?

...Frosted Frakes.

Thank you. I'll be here all weekend.

Posted by: superasente at February 9, 2011 5:00 PM

I'm going to have to ask Genie if I can borrow a cup of Frakes. Too, too tasty. Genie, on the other hand, seems to be working the yo-yo diet between Laura appearances. Every other time she comes back on the show, the Geary looks younger than she does, which is scary considering their ages.

Siege: Says you. I'd break off several pieces of that Patric boy. Keanu Reeves puts my junk to sleep.

Posted by: Jerry at February 9, 2011 5:22 PM

My General Hospital obsessed friend dislikes Jonathan Frakes (and by extension, all of ST:TNG), because she blames the marriage for Genie Francis leaving GH. Giving up being part of a Soap Super Couple to just be part of a regular real life couple is unfathomable to her.

Posted by: Angeleno Ewok at February 9, 2011 5:27 PM

Fans of Jason Patric and/or Jason Miller might like to know he's going to be on Broadway in a new staging of "That Championship Season" (the Pulitzer winning play written by Jason Miller). It's a limited engagement, running from now till the end of May. Also stars Chris Noth, Kiefer Sutherland, Brian Cox and Jim Gaffigan.

Posted by: growler at February 9, 2011 6:02 PM

That list is pretty nuts. Anyone who bags on HBC and Daniel Day-Lewis in the same article can show himself out.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at February 9, 2011 6:09 PM

I mean the IMDB one. This one is just really interesting. Also, Frosted Frakes is still a cutie.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at February 9, 2011 6:13 PM

the weirdest is that Christian Bale is the stepson of feminist Gloria Steinem

Posted by: carrie at February 9, 2011 6:39 PM

Holy crap @joel. That IMDB list is seriously depressing. Even Helena Bonham Carter had strings pulled. Daniel Day Lewis, Lamb Chop... sigh.

Posted by: JuiceinLA at February 9, 2011 6:59 PM

Faulk! I stand corrected. Reading that Ethan Hawke is related to Tennessee Williams leaves me cat-on-a-hot-tin-ic.

that sounded better in my head.

damn you joelboy, damn you.

Posted by: JuiceinLA at February 9, 2011 7:03 PM

Shirley Mclaine and Warren Beatty are brother and sister. That just blew my mind when I found that out.

Posted by: jen at February 9, 2011 8:01 PM

I don't consider myself a movie buff or a celebrity whore but, seriously, I thought all of this was common knowledge!! I thought everybody knew these people were related. Strange.

And, are there really people around who know nothing about the "Twilight Zone" accident? That's just weird.

Jason Patric is living proof that nepotism doesn't always work. The man has zero talent and the charisma of a wet noodle. Nothing can make someone like that a star. There is little to no intelligence behind those empty eyes.

Posted by: mslewis at February 9, 2011 8:08 PM

Steven Spielberg (godfather), bad director/producer ” - fedor8

And right there, I realized what was happening with that IMDb list.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at February 9, 2011 9:38 PM

I guess she has no voice for a singing career, no body for a modeling career, and no patience or interest in a proper college education, so off she predictably goes into acting - which nearly anyone can do.

OH MY GOD, it just keeps getting funnier. So can they act or not act, then?

There are over TWO HUNDRED PEOPLE in this list.

Oh, here's a gem: this acting mediocrity with almost zero charisma. --in reference to Katharine Fucking Hepburn.

By the way, isn't this about why "movies have been going down the toilet IN RECENT YEARS"? Katharine Hepburn, among many other people on this list, have not only not acted in "recent years," they've been DEAD for years. This guy is an UTTER MORON.

Fucking Katharine Hepburn, man.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at February 9, 2011 9:45 PM

“‘We might as well go back,’ said Dorothy Parker during an intermission of The Lake in 1934, ‘and watch Katharine Hepburn run the gamut of emotions from A to B.’”

Posted by: Jerry at February 10, 2011 1:32 AM

superasente made me guffaw aloud, as usual.

And this list blows my mind, but that was just the A-bomb to set off the H-bomb of connection between Alexander Siddig and Malcolm McDowell!! I don't know why that gets me so excited, but it does!!!

Posted by: Jelinas at February 10, 2011 1:32 AM

That IMDB list is ridiculous. As in it's ridiculous how much nepotism there is in Hollywood. But I still feel a lot of those actors/actresses had a difficult time forging out their own career. For example, George Clooney starting appearing in TV in 1978, but was just a bit part actor until his success with ER after 1994. That's 16 years of work before making it to the big times.

Another thing. The picture of Daniel Stewart, the son of Captain Picard really grabbed my attention. I didnt even know he existed but man does he look like his dad. I just started cracking up when I saw the picture of his bald head and cleft chin.

Posted by: Muteki at February 10, 2011 5:02 AM

Oh. And another thing. Number one on that IMDB list should have been Jaden Smith. I dont got anything against the Smiths but when it comes to nepotism it's just shameless how Jaden has had all the doors to success opened for him. I mean come on, he was like ten years old when daddy went and revived a dead film series, bankrolled the production and got a well-known action star in Jackie Chan to appear, all for the purpose of creating a star vehicle for his son. Big Willie even had Jaden rap with Justin Bieber as part of the film's soundtrack.

It looks like the daughter of the Smiths, Willow, is getting similar treatment from daddy. How are other aspiring kid actors supposed to compete with that?

Posted by: Muteki at February 10, 2011 5:15 AM

I just found out that Mark Harmon is married to Pam Dawber.

Posted by: Kargoyle at February 10, 2011 8:48 AM

None of these were news. Pretty much common knowledge, I thought...

Posted by: JM at February 10, 2011 12:25 PM

I just found out that Mark Harmon is married to Pam Dawber.

Let me guess: Fellow Jeopardy! nut?

Posted by: Jeff in Middletucky at February 10, 2011 3:45 PM