8 Ways Johnny Depp Tattered His Own Legacy Before The 21 Jump Street Remake Even Had A Chance

By Agent Bedhead | Seriously Random Lists | March 7, 2012 |


For Doing That Fourth Pirates of the Caribbean Movie: Because we don't necessarily blame him for selling out, but keeping it going past a trilogy seems rather extreme. He'll be back for a fifth movie too, so he can collect more of that stupid money.

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For Referring To Photoshoots As "Rape": Because sure, getting dressed up all nice and having your picture taken to promote your own career is just like being sexually violated.

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For Dissing America. And France Too: First, he described the U.S. as a dumb puppy, but then he complained about how France was greedy, so he can't live there either. Make up your mind, Johnny.

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For Owning His Own Private Island: Sure, it's Johnny's money, but owning a damn island just seems so douchey. So much for Mr. Rebel.

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For Mucking Up A Hunter S. Thompson Movie: Remember how great Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas was as a movie? Then he went and starred in (and produced) a meek voice of celluloid and muted rage. Not cool.

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For Blaming The Rum Diary's Failure On Middle America: "Outside the big cities in the US, they don't want intelligent films." - Johnny Depp, The Guardian

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For Falling Over Drunk & Stumbling On The Street: Get drunk all you want, Johnny, but keep it dignified and keep it indoors. At least he didn't wet himself, right?

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For Appearing In Every Damn Tim Burton Movie: Because there can always be too much of a good thing.

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Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at Celebitchy.


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