39 Reasons Why We Can't Wait For The Return Of "Breaking Bad"
Because Most Men Live Lives Of Quiet Desperation
Some Others? Not So Quiet.
Because I Don't Really Get This Photo Shoot. Is It Because That's A "Kid" And Jesse Really Likes "Kids"?
Because In Case You Hadn't Noticed, Jesse Really Likes Kids
Because He Keeps Using That Word. I Do Not Think It Means What He Thinks It Means.
Because He Keeps Using That Word. And It Means Whatever He Needs It To Mean.
Because Of The Things We Loved That Didn't Make It
And The Things We Loved That, Against All Odds, Did
Because Of Crawling Spaces
Crawling Head Cases
And Crawling Faces
Because It Teaches Us Science
Because It Teaches Us The Law
Because Sometimes It Leaves A Bad Taste In Our Mouths
Because This Moment Was Pretty Saucy
But This Was Even Saucier
Because It Asks The Important Questions
Because Of The Ones Who Hesitate
And The Ones Who Don't
Because At Least Somebody Still Remembers Wayfarer 515
Because These Sky Blue Margaritas Should Be The Ones You Knock Back This Sunday
But Not Too Many. Okay, Kids?
Because, Damnit, Skyler, You Had One Job
Because When He Laughs We Laugh
And When He Cries We Bawl
Because It Was Love At First Sight
Because You All Wish You Were In Like Flynn
Because Of The Subtle Imagery
Because Of The Not So Subtle Imagery
Because Aunt Marie Used To Be A Super B*tchy Kleptomaniac. Man, Therapy Really Works.
Because Despite All Walt's Rage He Is Still Just A Rat In A Cage
Because It Put The Q In ABQ
Because If This Kid Dies, My Heart Will Break
Uh, This One Too, I Guess
Because, What, You Have Something Better To Do?
Because, Yup, That About Sums It Up
Because The Show's Five Seasons Take Place Over Roughly A Year And In That Time Skyler Has Had A Baby, Found Out Her Husband Had Terminal Cancer, Found Out Her Husband Was Cooking Meth, Found Out Her Husband Was A Sociopath SO MAYBE YOU ALL COULD GIVE HER A BREAK AND SHOVE YOUR SKYLER WHITE HATE WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE. Okay?
Because, Despite Stiff Competition, It's Still The Best Damn Show On Television
Because It's Only Two More Days, Guys. Cheers.
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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)