Sad About the "Community" Snubs? This Should Cheer You Up

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (66)

There’s even a video.

And it doesn’t quite even it out, but I’m doing the best here with what I have to work with. Here’s some McHale and Glover (with apologies to Beet Salad):

(Source: GQ. H/T Nix)

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Show me Troy and Abed in a similar pose with Jeff tweeting it and then you can consider me "cheered up."
But for the love of GOD leave Chevy out of it.

Posted by: Erin S at July 14, 2011 2:49 PM

Clean-up on aisle 3.

Posted by: ramzib at July 14, 2011 2:50 PM

Jizzed in my pants

Posted by: Cliff Torres at July 14, 2011 2:55 PM

I needed that. :]

Posted by: O-Neg at July 14, 2011 2:56 PM

I don't watch Community, but consider me cheered.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 14, 2011 2:59 PM

There's a teaser video of this shoot on GQ's website. Made 100% more awesome due to the Those Darlin's song playing.

Posted by: nix at July 14, 2011 3:02 PM

Yeah...

I am a huge fan of Community and I absolutely love Alison Brie, but this picture has sent me on a rocket to planet hate. Of course I see it has been branded by GQ so I should just accept the photography is bound to be blatantly sexist, but it isn't ok with me right now. Plus I'm positive GQ has more than exhausted its number of Bettie Page-themed photo shoots (with both no-name models and exploited actresses).

I reckon this will garner me a fair amount of backlash, particularly of the "BOOBS! never deny yourself BOOBS!" persuasion, to which I counter let's take Erin S's advice and have a male-themed photo shoot to balance the tables.

Or at least give me a bondage shot of the tire from Rubber.

Posted by: beet salad at July 14, 2011 3:08 PM

Yeah...

Or at least give me a bondage shot of the tire from Rubber.

Posted by: beet salad at July 14, 2011 3:09 PM

And please accept my apologies for the double post. I guess you can just hate on my response twice as hard.

Though I seriously defy you to deny some nakey Donald Glover. I will cut you!

Posted by: beet salad at July 14, 2011 3:12 PM

bunk. pants. nite.

Posted by: Protoguy at July 14, 2011 3:12 PM

Jesus.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 3:12 PM

Yes?

Posted by: Jesus at July 14, 2011 3:13 PM

No, I meant it as a -

Is that really you?

How did you -

You're really tall.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 3:14 PM

I get that a lot.

What do you want?

Posted by: Jesus at July 14, 2011 3:14 PM

It's just the endless bullshit, sorry, pornification of everything and -

Wait a second. This? This you show up for? Seriously? Aren't you needed elsewhere?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 3:16 PM

God's work is beautiful, isn't it?

Posted by: Jesus at July 14, 2011 3:18 PM

Yes, they are very pretty. All of them. But remember what I said about Mila Kunis and the basement porn photo shoot.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 3:24 PM

You had me at basement and porn. But what of this Kunis?

Posted by: Jesus at July 14, 2011 3:25 PM

Aren't there children somewhere you could be helping?

Okay.

Do you really want to listen to a diatribe about the pornification of culture and my wish for actresses to use some integrity and refuse to pose for such fetishized photos?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 3:28 PM

Does anyone?

Posted by: Jesus at July 14, 2011 3:29 PM

Could we just take it as read?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 3:29 PM

What?

Posted by: Jesus at July 14, 2011 3:30 PM

Stop staring! Can't you see any of that any time you want to? Isn't that a perq?

You are a very disappointing deity.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 3:31 PM

Bra.

Posted by: Jesus at July 14, 2011 3:33 PM

Are you the Tea Bagger Jesus?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 3:34 PM

I prefer to think of myself as All American Jesus. I love football and hate the gays.

Posted by: Jesus at July 14, 2011 3:36 PM

The only God/Jesus revelation that wouldn't be disappointing, Mrs. J, is if He was actually Robert Evans. Like from that sketch on "Mr. Show."

Also, it seems I need to break down and get an iPad on the way home...

Posted by: RobP at July 14, 2011 3:37 PM

I give up.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 3:38 PM

"I give up."

Good. Thank you. Please do.

Posted by: Leonard at July 14, 2011 3:43 PM

Great, we finally get some Jesus up in this sweet sixteen for satan party and it's the Bachmann/Palin Jesus.

Posted by: Melody Be at July 14, 2011 3:47 PM

What would you like me to give up Leonard?

This?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 4:06 PM

JEEZY CHREEZY.

Posted by: grace b at July 14, 2011 4:06 PM

Or this?

Posted by: Jesus at July 14, 2011 4:06 PM

I gotta side with Mrs. Julien on this one, much as I like curvy boobies in taut cobwebs. It's really gone too far, what with the Taylor Momsen's of the world legitimizing the whorification of every girl regardless of her age. I don't see a way back though, sad as that is. There doesn't seem to be any slowing or legitimate backlash to the trend.

Posted by: Protoguy at July 14, 2011 4:23 PM

Yes.

Posted by: Leonard at July 14, 2011 4:58 PM

Touche!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 5:04 PM

Man, Leonard sure is a stick in the mud. That shit was hilarious.

Posted by: Satan at July 14, 2011 5:05 PM

And Satan knows funny.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 5:07 PM

Goddamn right I do.

Posted by: Satan at July 14, 2011 5:11 PM

Oh, BLARGH. This is like that one Terry Richardson photoshoot involving the two chicks from Glee, though maybe just a tiiiiny bit better because they're both older. But hell, you guys, I just feel embarrassed for them.

Posted by: Figgy at July 14, 2011 5:21 PM

I don't think it's quite as bad as the Glee one. The Glee one had the shot of the girl spread out so revealing, I think I could see her credit score.

Posted by: Paultera at July 14, 2011 5:42 PM

GQ should give the rights to that photo to the government.

They could sell hi-def posters and solve the budget problem in days.

DAMN.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: jthomas666 at July 14, 2011 5:45 PM

Settle down, Leonard.

Posted by: MM at July 14, 2011 5:54 PM

I'm sorry, y'all. I try. I really do. But sometimes I'm just a poor feminist. What tipped me off is that I found myself siding with Jesus.

Well, I'm siding with Jesus on the admiration for the female form and the love of football. Hating the gays, Jesus? Not cool.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 14, 2011 6:24 PM

I'm perfectly settled. I just don't find one commenter clogging up an article with over twenty comments back and forth with herself very entertaining.

Posted by: Leonard at July 14, 2011 6:51 PM

i'm surprised dat the banter between Mrs. J and Hey-Seuss went so well considering how ancien...classic Pajiba's commenting system is. it's almost as if it was...

Posted by: haplo at July 14, 2011 7:01 PM

Ooooh, a cockney street urchin. I LOVE them. Say something else Haplo! Say you fell down the apples and pears!

Posted by: Jesus at July 14, 2011 7:12 PM

Was it over 20? Sometimes I black out and lose count.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 7:13 PM

You should have been there the day I was one third of all of the diseases. Good times.

Not what you had in mind? Very well -

I would like to apologise sincerely, wholeheartedly and unreservedly for clogging up the Spank Bank article with my self-involved nonsense. I did not treat Dustin's efforts with the respect they deserve. Why couldn't I put aside my petty, and frankly unfunny, "witticisms" and thought of all the commenters eager to post the word "bunk" on this thread. Commenters who, I admit, I hoped would refrain from posting so that the flow of my dialogue might proceed smoothly. Selfishness. Pure selfishness.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 7:25 PM

Also, I forgot to think of the children.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 7:36 PM

No need to waste facetious apologies on my account just to hear yourself talk more. You find excuses well enough to do that on your own.

Posted by: Leonard at July 14, 2011 7:44 PM

Wow, that was a lot of masturbation.

Posted by: chayes at July 14, 2011 7:46 PM

I do what I have to to get through my day.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 7:49 PM

Well, Mrs. Julien, you weren't shittin' when you said you were off to stir up some shit (even though this is a few doors down from the 2011 Emmy nominations). Brava!

Posted by: Stinky at July 14, 2011 8:07 PM

I had just come to the same conclusion Stinky.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 14, 2011 8:18 PM

Oh, then don't mind the rest of us who aren't you.

Posted by: Leonard at July 14, 2011 8:24 PM

I'm not sure what's worse, the sexploitation or the painfully clever dialog between the son of god and Mrs Julien.

Posted by: snapnhiss at July 14, 2011 8:34 PM

No one needs to get their knickers all in a wad just because Jesus, #bronxzooscobra or any other dozens of denizens parade through Pajiba's cul-de-sacs. I actually thought Jesus was highly amusing. (The only way he might have been funnier is if he were openly gay and looking for a wedding spot in NYC, which doesn't have any facilities available until 2012; but miracles happen.)

Posted by: Stinky at July 14, 2011 8:37 PM

Say you fell down the apples and pears!

oh, Mrs. J, u slay me! (N i believe dats the first time i've used dat non-sarcastically)

Now, i really hope dat Leonard is another real person coz tis wud be way too weird then.

Posted by: haplo at July 14, 2011 8:42 PM

holy shit

Posted by: Dan at July 14, 2011 10:54 PM

yeah shake those arms!

Posted by: sailboat at July 15, 2011 1:15 AM

Hey, Jesus,

I saw you in the Kroger the other day. Well, not you, but there was a white Toyota in the parking lot and it had a "Jesus" license plate on the front, so I know you were there, somewhere.

Anyway: Keeping kosher?

Posted by: , at July 15, 2011 1:32 AM

This Leonard person is very unpleasant.

Posted by: ERM at July 15, 2011 2:13 AM

Nerd-bait accepted. It's so tasty.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 15, 2011 8:35 AM

Mrs. J! You should be ashamed of yourself! There are children in Africa who would kill to have comment space but NOOOOOO, you had to go and waste it on humor. Did you know that for the price of 1 megabyte per month you could give three poverty stricken children a facebook profile? Maybe you can think about that next time you add to greenhouse gases with your reckless commenting.

Posted by: Paultera at July 15, 2011 9:37 AM

Good to see GQ giving us something new.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at July 15, 2011 11:21 PM

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