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Jane the Virgin - OMG! Spoilers Spoilers SO Many Spoilers

By Lainey Bobainey | Miscellaneous | February 8, 2017 | Comments ()

By Lainey Bobainey | Miscellaneous | February 8, 2017 |


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SPOILERS

Ok, if you read beyond the next spoiler warning, you only have yourself to blame. I’m warning you, I don’t want to see anybody bitching about, “Thanks for spoiling that, LAINEY!”

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Holy shit, you guys, I did not see that coming! I saw people on Facebook writing vague comments like, “JANE THE VIRGIN, NO!” and “JANE THE VIRGIN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?” and other all-caps exclamations, so I knew something was coming. (Thanks for that, by the way, people. I can’t even tell you how fucking irritating that is, because now you KNOW something is coming on the show, but you don’t know what it is, so you’re basically braced for SOMETHING TO HAPPEN for the entire episode. Super.) Like, I expected something to *maybe* be wrong with Mateo, because of the puking. Or *maybe* something bad was going to happen to Bruce’s rotten daughter, when she took off drunk on the bicycle. Or *maybe* Petra was going to push her twin down the stairs out of jealousy when Anna and Elsa quieted for Anezka but not her.

I DID NOT GODDAMN EXPECT MICHAEL TO GODDAMN DIE OUT OF GODDAMN NOWHERE!

So, yeah, that happened.

Annnnnnnyway…

Did I miss obvious signs or were you all shocked by this turn of events as well? And follow up question, how do you feel about it? I mean, I didn’t LOVElove Michael. I thought he was boring, but fine. But I didn’t want him to DIE! However, I can see how this would open up a lot of new storylines for Jane.



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