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How the FTC's New Regulations on Bloggers Affect Pajiba


Short Answer: They Don't / Dustin Rowles

Miscellaneous | October 7, 2009 | Comments (53)


Earlier this week, the Federal Trade Commission passed new regulations that, for the first time, aim to regulate bloggers. The gist of it is this: Bloggers will be required to clearly disclose freebies or payments they get in exchange for reviewing a company’s products. A number of alert readers promptly sent me links to the new rules, which I appreciate. But for those wondering how the new FTC regulations might affect Pajiba, the answer is simple:

They won’t affect us at all.

Granted, there is some question about whether free screeners or even press screenings would fall under the new regulations; most reasonable people agree that they do not. Junkets are another matter — where a studio pays for the travel and accommodations of a blogger for the purposes of covering a junket, these rules may (and most certainly should) apply.

In either case, it still doesn’t affect us.

For folks who are relatively new to the site, or others who have never bothered to read our About Us page, it’s worth reiterating that we’re not like other blogs because we don’t attend press screenings or participate in junkets (there’s also a legitimate question about whether we fall under the definition of blog; I believe the FTC intended to cover all “Internet writers,” so for the purposes of the regulations, I believe we do).

In fact, we pay full price for movie tickets, and I’m of the belief that doing so makes us more honest critics. By paying $12 to see Are We There Yet?, I think our reactions reflect not just the wasted time we spent, but the money we lost in the transaction. I don’t believe for a second that most critics who attend press screenings are dishonest, mind you. I just think that, by attending movies like other moviergoers — with other moviegoers — our assessments are more closely aligned to our readers, most of whom don’t have the benefit of free screenings, among other critics, with seats often set aside for them. I might also note that, in our brief experience with press screenings (very, very early on in the game here), that the PR folks who arrange these screenings do occasionally attempt to influence reviews, even if it’s just to alter the language (PR folks don’t like critics to use profanity in their reviews, for instance). And lest you believe otherwise, PR people do hold some sway over critics, even if it’s just in their ability to revoke press screening privileges if they don’t like what they read (as happened to us, early on, when we refused to tone down the language).

As for junkets — different sites, of course, have different philosophies, but mine is simple: Junkets are a complete waste of goddamn time. Spending 15 minutes in a room with 10 other junket writers rarely elicits anything of value. Other outlets, naturally, talk up these “interviews” or “exclusives,” which is understandable: Getting the latest “scoop” about what Megan Fox’s opinion on nude scenes generates page views (we just post a picture of Megan Fox to generate cheap page views). But junkets almost never generate substance. The celebrities and filmmakers are there to sell you a product; they’re not your friend. And it’s amazing, to me, how over the last decade or so — since online writing really began taking off — how we’ve seen something of a role reversal of what we saw in Cameron Crowe’s Almost Famous, where the members of Stillwater had to constantly remind themselves that journalists are not their friends. Now, I think a lot of online writers often need to remind themselves that the celebrities and filmmakers are not their friends.

Granted, we’ve done a few interviews here on Pajiba, but we’ve never worked through PR channels. Those interviews were set up, directly, with the filmmaker, and they were all done over email, so nothing could be taken out of context. In that regard, I do believe you get more honest and more informative interviews. In either respect, it’s clear that our readers aren’t that interested in interviews: they’re little trafficked, and despite — or maybe because of — our reputation, our readers have called our opinions of subsequent reviews into question, suggesting that they were influenced by email interviews (they weren’t. In the case of Pete Chiarelli, for instance, I reviewed his film before the interview, and with Kevin Smith, I conducted the interview, but Prisco wrote the review). I can only imagine the shit we’d get if we spent half our time in junkets, stargazing, and then being asked to turn around and write an objective review after chatting up the filmmakers.

Of course, the writers for other legitimate, respectable and often more popular sites than ours (they have those Megan Fox “exclusives,” after all) will argue that their judgement is absolutely not affected by these press screenings and interviews. And maybe it’s not. I absolutely believe that many of them are capable of separating their reviews from their puff pieces. But if you spend a day on the set of, say, Inglourious Basterds and then, a few months later, turn around and spend half an hour with Quentin Tarantino before watching his movie, for free, in your reserved theater seats, I think it’s not only fair for your readers to call your judgement into question, but that the online writers, at the very least, make that disclosure and allow their readers to decide for themselves.


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Comments

Wow. With these new FTC rules, what will happen to AICN?

The answer: who gives a shit?

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at October 7, 2009 8:24 PM

I am here for, the honesty, integrity, insight and intellect of writers who appreciate the same qualities in those who frequent this site.
I read all of the reviews because I know that I'll get a no-bullshit, often hilariously profane and, yes, scathing review of movies which deserve the same... and I'll get thoughtful, informed critiques of movies (new and classic) by people who genuinely love the art of film.

Now, please send my "Firefly" DVD set... oops, I typed that out loud, didn't I?
Stupid Aspberger's.

Posted by: Spender at October 7, 2009 8:28 PM

i've explained my pajiba-on to people in RL as such: even if i think whichever reviewer is dead-wrong, i know it's an honest reaction to what they've put the effort into experiencing.

it's that honesty, the unpretty brutal truthy opinion, that i crave.
a pajunkie, if you will.

(also, if 'pajunkie' should ever make it into the revised dictionary, i also want to copywrite 'pajonka-jonk' 'pajiggy wit it' and 'pajejune' before anyone else)

Posted by: gp at October 7, 2009 8:30 PM

...it’s clear that our readers aren’t that interested in reviews...

Right, we're here for the cheap & bitchy comments about booze, sex and whatever is passing for culture. Movie reviews? Clearly an afterthought.

Posted by: Jiffyzen at October 7, 2009 8:33 PM

That should be "interviews" not "reviews." Noted, corrected, and I hope that's sarcasm, sir.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at October 7, 2009 8:36 PM

Yeah, what gp said.

Posted by: Cindy at October 7, 2009 8:36 PM

Except that pajiggity stuff.

Posted by: Cindy at October 7, 2009 8:37 PM

Yup, it's sarcasm. When is that font going to arrive?

Posted by: Jiffyzen at October 7, 2009 8:39 PM

"... i also want to copywrite 'pajonka-jonk' 'pajiggy wit it' and 'pajejune' before anyone else."


And with that gp, my night is complete. I mean Pajonka-jonk? Classic.

Posted by: ashes at October 7, 2009 8:40 PM

I'm here for the banter. About half a year ago I read the words "Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People" and I've been crashing on your couch ever since.

Posted by: TSF at October 7, 2009 8:42 PM

Hee, Spender said AssBurgers.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 7, 2009 8:45 PM

I'm going to go get pajiggy with it right now.

If y'all ever start censoring yourselves, for whatever reason... well, that's when I'll know Dustin's been taken over by a pod person.

Posted by: lizzieborden at October 7, 2009 8:53 PM

I'm glad you get to keep doing what you do. I'm also glad that I can swear and be honest in my criticism. So here is goes: TK is far too nice of a person to write for this site. I'm afraid that you will destroy his fluffy, innocent and pure spirit and I pray to ......what do they call that guy......whatever, him, that he can be saved.

So say my ball.

Posted by: admin at October 7, 2009 8:58 PM

Whooo-eee. I can't wait to see the disclosures for AICN. And I fear many internet grazers like myself are in for some disillusionment with sites like io9, SlashFilm, God knows who else...

But I've always known that Pajiba is pure, and that is why I trust you (though it is not why I love you). May you remain so forever.

Posted by: Jerce at October 7, 2009 9:00 PM

that's ten cents in my pocket, lizzie.

Posted by: gp at October 7, 2009 9:10 PM

also, as usual, i second admin's ball.

Posted by: gp at October 7, 2009 9:12 PM

*hands gp a dime.*

do i have to pay you if i've been humming that stupid country song but subbing in pajonka jonk too?

Posted by: lizzieborden at October 7, 2009 9:38 PM

I come here because it's liberal and elitist and pretentious and vulgar, just like me.
Oh, and to flex my grammar muscles in public. That's fun, too.

Posted by: Che Grovera at October 7, 2009 9:43 PM

I love this place because you get all happy-clappy, then sometimes cry, or sometimes smug it all over, and most often roll your eyes and also seethe. I trust that whatever you guys are pushing - it comes from a true fanboy place and a veritable smithsonian of film-goer experience. Like, when you guys are kissing ass, I know you didn't bring kneepads, yeah?

Also - Pajejune? gp, I love it, I love it SO MUCH.

Posted by: replica at October 7, 2009 9:56 PM

Pajonka Jonk. That is the title of first Pajiba book of free verse, right? Or Pajiba Haikus?

Posted by: Mrcreosote at October 7, 2009 10:08 PM

there's nothing free about That verse.

10 cents, please.

pajejune is, of course, free of charge.

Posted by: gp at October 7, 2009 10:14 PM

I like the alert readers. It's good to be alert. The world needs more lerts.
Sorry.

Posted by: esme at October 7, 2009 10:21 PM

I initially came to Pajiba, and stuck around, for one really simple reason: the relative lack of stupid review cliche phrases that make most normal reviews grate on my nerves.

Like "romp" and "pastiche" and all those other quaint and precious little terms that reviewers like to use when they write in a "professional" tone. I hate professional reviewer tone.

Pajiba reviews read more like if I'd asked one of my friends to e-mail me after they get back from the movies and let me know what they thought. As a result, even if I completely disagree, I can take it a whole lot more seriously because it doesn't read so forced and pretentious.

It still took me about 2 years to post my first comment here, and I still don't make a whole lot, but I was born in the year of the Lurker, so commenting at all is more than I normally do.

Posted by: Nat at October 7, 2009 10:37 PM

Pajaiku?

Posted by: leuce7 at October 7, 2009 10:38 PM

Beautiful. Now I'll have to tell people whenever an indie hipster music label sends me a gold plate with their newest release on it and a $100 bill with a note attached containing a phone number and the words "Have a nice night!" with a lipstick smear.

I'm just kidding. Labels don't buy me off. I'm just an indie hipster douchebag, and will give a good review to anything you've never heard of.

Posted by: Christian H. at October 7, 2009 10:48 PM

Maybe I should get the makers of Paxil and/or Ativan to sponsor my blog. I don't mind the whorish aspect. I'm fine with promoting those products. Although truth be told, I'd much rather be sponsored by the makers of Vicodin-- free samples, please!

Self-Indulgent Drivel Dot Org, now brought to you by Abbott Laboratories, manufacturer of Vicodin! Everything's better with opiates!

Posted by: Kate the Great at October 7, 2009 11:02 PM

What? I'm drunk. None of that made sense. What I know...is that we read a review when the movie comes out. That's all that matters to me. If I wanted a pre-review I would read my Entertainment Weekly...which I do...after I read Pajiba.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at October 7, 2009 11:26 PM

I am now into my seventh beer because I have to get up in the morning and make a 12 hour drive to Denver for a KMFDM concert and want to feel "my very best" while behind the wheel of a 2 1/2 ton death machine.
I just stopped by (again) to heap praise on Pajiba and Pajibans and thank you all for being among the very coolest people I have ever known. You've made me feel at home and part of a huge, extended family that likes almost everything that I like except for brussel sprouts and sauerkraut, two things I love and cannot say why.
I actually have sent e-mails to Dustin and addressed him as a friend even though we've never met and, Godtopus bless him, he took time to reply as a friend.
I have taunted folks like Barbado Slim (in fun) and not been crucified (figuratively) for it.
I say what I mean and mean what I say and rather than being derided, I am thanked for being honest.
I can even say that while I love Drew's amazing insight as regards classic cinema, I also sat and cheered when the SG-Atlantis crew splashed down in San Francisco Bay and had fellow Pajibans hang with me in expressing the love for this show.
There's not another movie site like it in any space/time continuum one might choose.
Honesty drives this place... it is the fuel for the engine that keeps it running. I have never and will never (okay, scarcely ever) question the integrity of our Pajiban Overlords.
So, to Dustin, TK, Drew, Prisco, Dan and everyone who contributes:
Take me out behind the middle school and impregnate me with your Pajibabies.
Ya dorksnorklers.

Posted by: Spender at October 8, 2009 12:19 AM

I'm all for anything that would put a leash on you COMMIE. BASTARDS.

I told you I would see you lined up against a wall, Rowles.

You, TK I will take care of...personally.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 8, 2009 12:24 AM

OH and,

I welcome our new Kenyan masters: MAY DEATH COME SWIFTLY TO YOUR ENEMIES, OBAMA!

*chest thump*


I offer to you these hipster scum, kill the women first, let us rape the men.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 8, 2009 12:39 AM

I ran into BSlim at the dog park the other day. I recognized him because of the cardigan tied over his shoulders and my very favorite peek-a-poo, little Pookie (whom I recognized from the calendar I picked up at Barnes & Noble).
We stopped by the natural food place and had a tofurkey sandwich with bean sprouts, then sat at the bench under the mimosa tree near the creek (you know the place).
We talked about how cool the new Star Wars movie was; how women rule the world and that Pajiba's film reviews are the absolute be-all, end-all as far as what we want to see together.
Speaking of Mimosas, have a few with BSlim and then cozy up for a viewing of "Fried Green Tomatoes".
Friend. For. Life.

Posted by: Spender at October 8, 2009 12:41 AM

Wow, I can't believe you wrote that shit up so fast.

You just blew my mind.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 8, 2009 12:45 AM

You meant Star Trek, Spender. If you're going to bait Slim, do it right.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at October 8, 2009 1:00 AM

I think you meant Jar Jar trek *wink*


I still can't believe you fuckers are giving credit to that FUCKING....

whatever dude

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 8, 2009 1:10 AM

I wasn't baiting my boy, just offering up a reminiscence. His perfumed abs were so intoxicating that it's no small wonder I recalled the wrong film!
LAWD, I get so twitterpated when I recall those days that I can scarcely remember our first Gus Van Sant Film Festival together.

Posted by: Spender at October 8, 2009 1:29 AM

GOD I love you guys.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 8, 2009 1:32 AM

If I send nude photos of myself to the writers of Pajiba, would they have to declare that as a 'gift' before reviewing my package?

Because that would cheapen the whole process.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 8, 2009 2:01 AM

...let me get my goat leggings

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 8, 2009 2:18 AM

Really Spender? Wow, that is totally not how I pictured BarbadoSlim.

I figured he'd be the guy wearing a faded "I grok Spock" t-shirt, that, while faded from age and appearing to be at least one size too small, would otherwise would be in immaculate condition. He'd be wearing a pair of Starfleet Academy sweatpants, and would have a bracelet (that he'd made himself) that reads "WWKD". He would have an IDIC pendent that he holds on to like a talisman whenever he is upset. He wears a belt that says "It's my way or the highway". He'd be rereading Hamlet (in the original Klingon), working to pick up any subtle nuances he might have missed when last he read it. He would occasionally take a drink from a silver hip flask (with the Starfleet arrowhead and the words "U.S.S. Enterprise" engraved on it), which he carries in an old Star Trek lunchbox. If asked what he is drinking, he'd answer either Romulan Ale or Saurian Brandy, depending on his mood (Romulan Ale for times when he was feeling celebratory, Saurian Brandy otherwise). He gets around in a beat up Tercel, which has two bumper stickers on it ("My other car is a starship" and "Beam me up Scotty"). His apartment is full of Star Trek prop replicas and knick knacks, and the walls are covered with a huge wall covering that looks like the bridge of the U.S.S. Enterprise (from the original series), and his favorite chair (that no one else is allowed to sit in) is a replica of the original series captain's chair. He has three pet hamsters, named Kirk, Spock, and McCoy.

I guess I had him totally pictured wrong. Thanks for setting that straight Spender.

Posted by: CptCrckpot at October 8, 2009 2:21 AM

Meanwhile, Harry over at AICN is basically soliticing companies for free stuff to stuff the "goodie bags" of the people who will attend butt-numb-a-thon.

The irony.

I come to Pajiba for 3 reasons:

1. I can make all the snarky, idiotic comments I want from back here.

2. I like to read a different take on movies or TV shows I like.

3. I hear that the Pajibettes are all attractive like movie stars and get freaky like porn stars.

None of that would be affected by the FTC.

Posted by: Fredo at October 8, 2009 2:24 AM

3. I hear that the Pajibettes are all attractive like movie stars and get freaky like porn stars.

Who told you? Dammit, we have a CODE around here.
Now all the riff raff will be sniffing around.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 8, 2009 3:24 AM

Mr. Rowles, even though I think you are bat shit insane when it comes to almost all things political and social, you are the f'ing Einstein of running a movie website. What ever you are doing is the right way to do it and don't change a thing.

I have to admit that I like the new regulations and like it even more that my favorite movie site can thumb it's nose at them.

Posted by: EricD at October 8, 2009 5:26 AM

Damn it though, I was THIS close to a deal where my pointless comments would be brought to you by the both Pfizer and the city of Cleveland. NOT the show, just the city.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at October 8, 2009 6:04 AM

I bet slim was just down the park showing his kid how to fly like a tarkalian hawk...

Seems like there has been an outbreak of Pajiban mouth. This is a human variant of Snoop-Dogg mouth where by the suffix izzle is used liberally. This is a prefix variant with pronunciation of the "j" varying from sufferer to sufferer...

Oh and its sexually transmitted. But thats just the fun part.

Posted by: jim of the lower case at October 8, 2009 6:16 AM

I come here for the snark. I come here for the style. To be honest, I think that you guys are somewhat jaded in your coverage of certain things (e.g. Zoey Deschanel, Zombie love, JGL, etc), but that's because these are your opinions. Not everyone's opinions are my opinions, but I can honestly say that your opinions are not a bi-product of a corporate or industry cowtow that we see elsewhere, which I truly appreciate. Keep on doing what you're doing, Rowles & Co. In the immortal words of Randy Newman, you've got a friend in me.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at October 8, 2009 10:36 AM

I always envision Slim as a tribble. I envision EVERYone here as tribbles. They look just like cute little purry Pajinas, Pajinas you can hold in your hand and pet.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 8, 2009 10:49 AM

gp, I'm totally going fetch on "pajunkie." I'm a total pajunkie myself.

Posted by: Jelinas at October 8, 2009 12:42 PM

I believe the FTC intended to cover all “Internet writers,” so for the purposes of the regulations, I believe we do

Fun aside, this is worrisome. Fucking government, the last thing we need is the FTC fucking up the internet the way the FCC fucked up broadcast television. I don't like secret payola schemes either, but I fear and despise government intrusion on the electronic town square that is the internet. FTC, you can shove your regulations up your ass, I will never let anyone tell me what I can and can't say on the internet. Jam it up your jam-hole.

I don't think this will withstand court scrutiny under First Amendment analysis, but I hope it comes up for review after Scalia and Kennedy kick over and Obama appoints a couple of new justices. (fingers crossed, please, please, please)

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at October 8, 2009 1:32 PM

Wow, socalled -- what an uncharacteristically unthoughtful rant. Why is this kind of disclosure so worrisome to you? Do you really believe that every charlatan should have an unimpeded path to an audience courtesy of the internet? Or is yours a "slippery slope" argument? It also isn't clear to me why you think the Supreme Court would get involved when all the FTC is doing is extending 30-year old regulations on advertising to the lawless new media. Do you really miss the Wild West?

Posted by: Che Grovera at October 8, 2009 4:12 PM

the year of the lurker,Nat..ha! Me too. The year of the dog,too?

I respect the scruples, pajiba, but as for myself...my love of food among other things put me at a disadvantage. the right free meal/food experience and i'm all done.

And have you read the comment sections on the rest of Internetdom?!?! If I could go pale with nausea I would be at pre-puke level 6 just thinking about them.

Posted by: VinKong at October 8, 2009 4:14 PM

what an uncharacteristically unthoughtful rant. Why is this kind of disclosure so worrisome to you?

Hardly. I worry about this stuff all the time, because the very nearest and dearest thing to the hearts of right wing crackpots is to dictate to other people what they can and can't say and look at on the internet. I guess it's "slippery slope" to some extent, but when it comes to free speech, one hole in the dike is a big risk. It really has to be worth it.

"Bloggers" aren't television or radio stations or newspapers or movie studios -- they're about a hundred different things, though they're largely individual people writing opinions, sitting in old office chairs with dried Cheerios stuck to their underwear. They may be lucky enough to get a few Google ads, but for the vast majority it's simply inappropriate for Big Brother to regulate them, even if they are biased by something, which we all are. This isn't about record companies suppressing young talent by paying radio stations to only play certain things -- the internet is a big enough marketplace to take care of itself, at least for now. This is way too broad, a sledgehammer solution to a flyswatter problem.

I have a couple of acquaintances in show business -- what if I stay at one of their homes for a weekend, or they take me out to dinner? I should disclose that if I review one of their products, but should I be legally required to? I'm just some guy who happens to know some guy who runs Pajiba. What are the feds doing in my back pocket all of a sudden?

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at October 9, 2009 4:03 PM

Hamlet was not written originally in Klingon. MacBeth, yes. Othello certainly. Most of the histories. But not Hamlet No Klingon dithers like that whiny Dane.

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